Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about disrespecting your girlfriend's special pink towel.

A really odd and creepy phone incident. And sharing a list with your wife. I'm Jennifer Sheik,

and with me is Tim Lennon. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Br Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? Hey, what's up? How's everybody doing? It's a frigate Memorial Day weekend. Yeah. A crack of beer, bros. Yeah. I should start drinking. We have this paper beer. Yeah, we have a goddamn. You too not. MaybeF will have to shave his hair off. Yeah, what do you guys think is going to happen between Darby Allen and MJF? Do you think the MJF will have to, yeah, do you think he'll have to shave his head off? I, I don't know, is it W.W where the guy's a vampire? And he put a... What?

A curse?

He put a curse on the baton. Okay. Well, okay. Well, listen, he used to be in AEW. He's not a vampire, but he doesn't look a vampire. But he's in WWE now. I don't think he has lore for why he's able to curse you. I think he's just like, that's just like he does. He just like does. He, like, curse the basketball team, right?

So I wanted to choose the subject.

Okay.

I've got a great thing. just like, that's just like, he just like does. He like curse the basketball team, right?

So I want to change the subject. Um, I got a great thing to change it to. Okay. Okay. Just got some really nice news from John Caulfield. Oh yeah. Okay. You guys see this?

I did see this. Yeah. Uh, we got an anonymous huge donation to put us over our goal.

Yeah.

Our Trevor Project, charity stream we did last month.

Nice.

Absolutely. So cool.

Someone who did that.

Thank you.

Yeah.

John was, he always does the write-up post a couple weeks later and he was putting it off.

And then just like the day before he was about to, like, write it. Someone just gave us $4,000. Oh my God. And I'm like, who did that? And then I'm like, John, do you do it? So that you could write the first and we like, wow, we made it. But he said that some like random rich people will just go on Tiltify and donate to push people over their goals. That's, I mean... Right, which is pretty cool. That's why you should as a rich person be doing with your money. So thank you for that. Whoever did that. So thank you to that person and then thank you to the broad geeky community and, hey, let us know, let us know what you want else to do. Then you can just cut out this charity. Just give us money. Yes, we'll do it. And then if you think about it, well, like, that'll make us, like, be more popular. And now, you know, if you teach a man to charity stream, wait, if you charity stream give a man, uh, 4,4,000, he charity stream a dick.

If you teach a man 4,000 charity streams to do, then be out of Bing, Bada Boom, he 4,000 charity streams for the rest of time.

Oh.

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