Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest question. This week, we're talking about Halloween with your internet. The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

question. This week, we're talking about Halloween with your small and cute girlfriend,

ham shame, and feeling uneasy about your Swedish hostess. I'm Jennifer Sheik and with me is

Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Fristow. Hamsham is what I call Thanksgiving. Hey, I'm Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, boys. Hey, boys. We're in the post-Hallowing time. I wanted to say that joke before it got stolen. Damn. It was a good joke.

So at first I was like, I don't think anyone would say it. But no, that was a good one. I like it. Thank you. Every day I live in Hammer Shame, honestly. Anyway, I'll see you guys later. Bye. I'll be back. Yeah, Nick said he could only be here for five seconds for like a really important joke to say. And then I got to leave.

And here it is.

I just want to go out on top, you know?

Yeah.

Oh, what's that gun doing? Oh, Nick, no. Nick, no. Nick. Here's a joke I said a lot over Halloween when we saw people dressed up as the Super Mario brothers. I would say, oh, I was going to dress up like Ouija, too.

Oh, the other one.

I did hear you say that one.

Actually, did you guys get trick-or-treaters at your home?

Oh, my God.

We were not here.

But then we came home around 830, 845. And it was insane around here.

And we kept all the lights off.

And then the curtains closed because it was insane.

You're scared.

And also we didn't have to bring joy to children.

I didn't have any candy and I didn't want to face them.

How did you not have candy?

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