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Dear Internet

Dear Internet Episode 233: I cry when I see the whale

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9538 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Dear Internet,

This week, we’re talking about Real Denim Heads, crying over Avatar, and making your bandmates Demon and Witch cry!


Edited by Stephen Garcia


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0:00.0

Dear Internet.

0:03.5

Welcome to Dear Internet.

0:05.0

This is a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about real denim heads, crying over Avatar, and

0:27.4

making your bandmates demon and witch cry. I'm Jennifer Sheet and with me is Tim Lanning.

0:32.9

Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer.

0:57.4

And Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. I think I just flipped you guys for some reason. I used it in Michael ass. I didn't today. I don't know why. You're mad at Michael. I'm mad at Michael. Yeah. Nick, I'm not sure which. Wait, yeah. You had picked me last. Now, I'm the least favorite boy.

0:57.4

Right, right, right, right, because it's in order.

1:01.9

If you would have picked me last, I would have definitely said that the Epstein files have Prince Andrew being a cannibal in them.

1:04.0

So it's good thing.

1:05.3

Yeah.

1:05.8

Now we don't have that.

1:06.8

Listen.

1:07.8

He's in there a lot.

1:09.8

I don't know if that's true or not.

1:11.5

He is a nasty, nasty guy.

1:15.0

That is for sure.

1:16.3

I, you know, I coined a phrase that no one else has said before, which is, you know, in a lot of ways, joy is activism, protest in its own way, if you think about it.

1:27.3

And seeing all the little jokes everyone's making about how Jeffrey Epstein can't type

1:33.0

and how annoying Elon Musk is, and how, like, half the people are trying not to say this is

1:39.8

is Prince Andrew and the other half.

1:41.6

It's just like, or like, he's like, wink, my mother has to have me

1:45.5

walk the corgi's wink.

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