Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about ratting out your friend at the Minecraft movie.

Being able to share anything with your partner and the 1% of the canine world.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lenny.

Hello, Jennifer. New Christo.

Hello, Jennifer. And Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? What up, boys? It's, what guys, we're recording in the morning. Yeah. When it's Sunday morning, I'm drinking my coffee. Nick, Nick sounded like Batman when he did his. Yeah. Is Nick Is Nick Batman? Yeah. Because it's so early. Yeah, it definitely was a very, you sounded like a, a superhero slash villain. Yeah, and it's actually like a half a second to do it. I'm like, oh no. He's dying. You know, like when, when Wonder Woman and puts glass of truth on Batman. It's like, what's your secret I did? You know, like, when Wonder Woman puts Slash of Truth on Batman,

he's like, what's your secret I didn't?

He's like, Batman.

Because... That is the secret.

He puts on the mask when he becomes Bruce Wayne.

You ever think about that?

Whoa.

I've never thought about that before.

I did like...

Since I don't care about DC movies, and I was like, I wonder if Ezra Miller's going to do a crime in this film, like, live. So when I went to go see The Flash, I was like, I don't give a fuck. And then I left was like, that was pretty fun and good. I mean, well, it's not good, but whatever. What is good anymore? I don't know what things are good at it.

We only have slop.

But the scene when Wonder Woman lassoes Batman, he's like, if I was a real hero, I would use my money to fix inequality.

Wait, why am I saying this?

And I was like, it was so funny.

Yeah, Jennifer said dying.

And I would like to touch base with you guys about your walk.

I just got back from Florida.

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