Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about refusing to share food with your wife, banning

bulldak ramen, and being saved by a spirit in Las Vegas. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is

Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer.

And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? Hey, guys, I just came up with a bit. Okay. I would like the two Catholics. Oh, yeah. To tell me the little Palm Sunday is. Yeah, what's up with that? Let's pause for one second. Is this, do you think it's going to be funny enough that we should have them take their headphones off?

So they don't steal info from each other?

You know, we're workshopping this in the real time.

I mean.

Okay.

Well, as we all know, when they were making the cross, they needed a tree.

That's true.

Yeah, that is true.

They cut down a palm tree.

That's true.

They chunked it up and made it into a cross.

That's true.

I nailed it.

And they hung Jesus on it.

I'm getting like some real Jimmy Buffett, Margaritavaville if they used to palm tree.

Dick me to Golgotha.

Wasn't it actually they were using the fronts to be like, this is the Lord?

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