Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Opie screams at the TV because Heather O'Rourke is still doing traffic reports like it's 1985 ("we all have apps, lady!"), while Tony P explains why GPS always sends you through the ghetto and how old paper maps were pure chaos. Then Shakira lights up the World Cup halftime at 50 with hips that don't lie, Tony celebrates his birthday with 3-11, ice cream, and naked rainy push-ups, plus rants on everything from Messi crying to Elliot Page on Men's Health. Monday morning gold. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Your donation helps us make more episodes. Don't make us crap on your lettuce! HA!! Opie mailing back handwritten thank you notes for all donations over $10

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2026

Canadian smoke turning NYC into an ashtray, Mexico sending us parasite lettuce that gives explosive diarrhea, Opie losing his mind on no sugar and ranting about Carvel cakes, and Tony going full flat earth on his birthday while we roast the hell out of 311. Peak FU Friday chaos — you’re welcome. https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Your donation helps us make more episodes. Don't make us crap on your lettuce! HA!!

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2026

'King of Obsolete Media' Now Does ONE Day a Week & Fires Everybody Over Zoom Opie rolls out of bed, SARCASTICALLY complains how "exhausting" it is to hit record for an hour, then spends the entire episode roasting Howard Stern for doing the exact same thing… but from a mansion, with a summer off, and now down to ONE show a week while Zoom-firing loyal staff. "This is so hard!" The King of All Media is now the King of Doing Jack Shit. Classic Opie rage, zero chill. VIDEO of the Howard Stern rant https://youtu.be/VwasgI2Dy9A Thanks for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA makes me make more!

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2026

Opie goes off on Michael Rapaport as the ultimate tough-guy savior, debate if Dave Portnoy is secretly a Long Island Jew, roast Mitch McConnell’s suspiciously healthy AI photo, break down Lindsey Graham’s sudden death and his sister stepping into his Senate seat, Tom Cruise’s massive TikTok debut, and why movie sets are NOT war. Non-stop unfiltered chaos, laughs, and real talk you won’t hear anywhere else. New episodes Monday–Friday!

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2026

Opie kicks off complaining he’s got nothing for the show—then rips into quiet coffee awkwardness, only-child energy, a $150 bounty to skip tomorrow, brutal beach winds killing volleyball dreams, NYC’s Legionnaires’ disease outbreak, why Tom Segura & Joe Rogan aren’t funny, Shane Gillis’ realness, Philly’s disease legacy, Mamdani’s controversial immigrant map drama, and more. Classic unfiltered Opie & Ron chaos.

Transcribed - Published: 14 July 2026

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P go full chaos mode! First, a raging Yellowstone bull bison in rut mode turns a 65-year-old grandpa (and his grandson) into a viral disaster — dude gets launched EIGHT FEET in the air while filming TikTok instead of running. Opie’s brutal take: ‘People think nature is a damn petting zoo and phones killed our survival instincts.’ 2,000-pound tank vs. human ego = ouch. Then Lindsey Graham passes at 71 after sudden illness — from calling Trump a ‘race-baiting xenophobe’ to his #1 Senate defender and golf buddy overnight. Political genius or the ultimate chameleon? What happens to his seat now? AND… the guys dive into Flat Earth blowing up again — is phone addiction + conspiracy brain turning everyone into tinfoil warriors, or is something actually up? Wild debates, zero filter, and nonstop laughs. This episode is pure Opie Radio rocket fuel. Don’t miss it!

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2026

Dr. Steve gets emergency-called because Opie, the legendary Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, and Mike Vecchione are dying over a transplant story that went way too far south. one of the most unhinged stories ever told on radio. A guy gets extremely particular about his donor “upgrade”… and yes, color was on the menu, and once Dr. Steve starts dropping the real medical details… the whole room loses it. Filthy laughs, jaw-dropping facts, and classic Opie chaos from the best (and final) year of the show. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2026

Opie’s running on 4 hours of sleep after a 3AM dog-poop emergency (and a $200 anal sac explosion at the vet). Ron calls him out, Tony piles on with iced-coffee hacks and soccer hate, and internet beast Be A Man rolls in for savage FUs on sandals, tipping culture, and his wildest story yet — knocking up a married Vietnamese nursing home worker and secretly being dad to a kid who thinks he’s “Uncle.” Non-stop chaos, Boston mob tales, and Be A Man prepping to face Joey Chestnut in wings. Pure FU Friday gold. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2026

Opie kicks things off by admitting he banged two of his RAs in college, then Erik Marino pops on looking like young Santa Nick and shares his nightmare RA who smelled like explosive Indian food. The gang spirals into Trump flying with a national-security poop suitcase, the wildest penis crime story ever (Bobbitt who?), arcade game nostalgia (Jumper = Mario!), 1830s Americans drinking 7 gallons of ethanol a year, and nonstop unhinged banter. Pure Opie Radio mayhem with Ron the Waiter — zero filter, maximum laughs. You don’t want to miss this one. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2026

Opie and Ronnie are only on the air because McPuffin dropped cash to stop the day off — cue military salutes and endless ball-busting. From "I talked to Mitch this morning" lies on CNN, to a NYC skyscraper literally bending like straws under luxury apartments, Manhattan sinking into the sea, David Lee Roth’s legendary radio heist failure, and Messi’s emotional World Cup miracle comeback that had everyone crying. Zero filter, constant tangents, chat chaos, and Tony P hate-watching from the sidelines. Classic Opie Radio morning mayhem. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2026

Opie and Ronnie Babs are back in full chaotic form — roasting Trump’s “I’m #1 on Tic Tac” meltdown, the USA’s embarrassing World Cup exit (thanks to waffles & Belgium), Boston stealing the 4th of July fireworks crown, and the absolute tragedy of New York’s last 99-cent pizza slice disappearing forever. Then it gets gloriously unhinged with a real-life diver video of remora fish panic-hiding inside a manta ray’s butthole while the ray scrapes its ass on the ocean floor like a dog on a rug. Zero filter, zero guests, maximum laughs. Classic Opie Radio. Don’t miss it. Donating to the show helps us make more! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2026

Tony P kicks things off with a brutal case of the runs after a shady "Mexican" deli sandwich while Opie roasts World Cup drama — including Trump personally calling FIFA to overturn a red card. Then social media legend Be A Man (Harmon) finally joins the show for raw, hilarious guy talk: growing up around connected uncles in Boston, judging amateur stripper nights, prepping to take on Joey Chestnut, man bags vs. CVS plastic bags, and why modern dudes need to "be a man." Fourth of July fireworks insanity, Norwegian smoke shows vs. American soccer fans, no-sugar suffering, and zero-filter banter. Classic Opie Radio chaos. Turn it on and thank us later.  If you want to help the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it's definitely appreciated!  PayPal - opieradio

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2026

Opie, Mark Normand, and Carl Ruiz turn the studio into a complete circus. Carl fat-fingers his wife’s smoking-hot pics to everyone (including Roland), the group immediately loses their minds, then they dial her up while she’s out with the kids. Cue nonstop roasting, zipline boob stories, Mark being Mark, ancient radio chaos with a Tourette’s guy jumping to “Jump Around,” IPA hate, cheap beer nostalgia, Memphis BBQ talk, and the most unhinged birthday episode you’ll hear all year. Raw, filthy, and stupidly funny — pure Opie Radio chaos.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2026

Ron the Waiter shows up in the heaviest, sweatiest “summer shirt” of all time and gets absolutely torched by Tony P, Erik Marino, and Opie. From there it’s pure FU Friday chaos: Taylor Swift shutting down MSG, the Celtics trading Jalen Brown, Spain-Austria soccer ghosts, heat wave hell, and way too many roasts. Non-stop laughs and zero filter. If yu want to support the show! PayPal - opieradio https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Thanks helps to keep us going.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2026

Carl Ruiz shows up with birthday presents and Opie immediately questions the colors and whether they were regifted. Mark’s fresh off Vegas with wild stories, Carl somehow wins every dollar back before his wife finds out (and swears by the magical hangover IVs), and then the real interrogation begins: Did Mark Normand actually hook up with Amy Schumer? Opie and Carl go full detective on him. Plus: F*ck the fear-mongering news, your dog is officially getting dumber, fidget spinners are making a comeback, and cheating in school gets defended. Non-stop laughs. This one’s pure chaos. Don’t miss it.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2026

Opie and Ron roast a NYC heatwave, bidet disasters, and a chocolate-syrup balloon ass demo that ruins everyone. Then the BBQ Ninja joins with the mounted head of the “Dark Knight” — an 11-foot gator he hunted for years. Alligator tacos, roadkill talk, Empire State climbers proposing, and classic Opie-Ron chaos. Redneck comedy meets New York crazy — messy, hilarious, and unfiltered. If you wnt to support the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and THANK YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2026

Opie kicks off in the middle of a Long Island lightning storm, then he and Ron roast the heat dome, Mamdani's pool stunt, Grown Ups 3, LeBron's next move, and Rob Schneider. But the real chaos starts when comedian/widow Kelley Lynn joins: her insane dating stories (including the feeder who got off on her ordering rigatoni), foot-fetish cleaners, widow "fire," Camp Widow hookups, and turning grief into viral comedy gold. Non-stop laughs, zero filter, and zero safe space. Don't miss this one. Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA we will make more!  PayPal opieradio

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2026

Opie roasts Ron’s Bette Midler mug and triggers a full meltdown into Opie's disgusting college dating disasters — bulimic girlfriends, vomit breath makeouts, Red Lobster regret, and one girl who gave his hand “bad breath” for a 7-hour drive. Plus city pools are literal fecal soup, Mamdani’s suit-pool stunt, turtle soup Fourth of July, and way too much chlorine chemistry. Classic Opie & Ron chaos. Your support for the show keeps us going https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA THANK YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 30 June 2026

Opie and Tony P kicking off the week with zero filter. Tony admits he’s a grown-ass man who still doesn’t know how to swim (“I live on the edge, bro”), we roast city kids vs. beach kids, reminisce about hot swim teachers giving us the will to live, and then watch a perfect sunset engagement get absolutely destroyed by a mosquito swarm. Plus electric bug rackets, saving spiders but murdering ticks, and enough teenage boner stories to make you grateful for belts. Pure chaos, zero agenda. New episode is live — hit play and thank us later. Thanks for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates us to make more! Opie sends a handwritten thank you to any donation over $10

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2026

Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P go off on a chaotic FU Friday packed with wild stories and savage roasts. An airline pilot who never had a real license gets crowned "Who Da Man," a Central Park horse carriage tragedy sparks outrage, Ron rages about getting stiffed by Ecuador fans during the World Cup, and Opie reveals his dentist pinched his lip so hard it left a week-long bruise. Non-stop banter, superchat chaos, Venmo begging, and zero-filter laughs — classic Opie Radio energy you can’t scroll past. Thanks for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates us to make more! Opie sends a handwritten thank you to any donation over $10

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2026

Ron drops a wild, hilarious, and kinda heartbreaking bomb right out the gate: as a neglected feral kid living in an attic, his lips got so chapped they looked like he had four lips. Cue lifelong chapstick dependency and nonstop roasting from Opie. Then marine biologist FishGuyPhotos (Chris) rolls in with a full-on tick apocalypse report, drone shark facts, whale updates, why mermaids are just horny sailors hallucinating manatees, and why your lobster roll might be doomed. Throw in Opie’s chaotic hero moment — fumbling ibuprofen like a Butterfingers commercial while his daughter saves the day with a dusty first-aid kit — and you’ve got one of the funniest, weirdest, most unhinged episodes yet. Trauma, ticks, ticks, and lifesaving drama. You’re gonna wanna hear this one. Thanks for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates us to make more!

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2026

Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("God's Crackers"), roasts gefilte fish, and the two spiral into Trump handing out the World Cup trophy, LBJ waving his dick in meetings, Cleopatra staring at ancient pyramids like we do, and Jim Norton’s wild noodle fight. Classic Opie & Ron chaos. Thanks for donating to the podcast https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it motivates me to make more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2026

Opie & Ron lose it over DC’s radioactive reflection pool turning into an algae nightmare — no-bid felon contracts, National Guard guarding pond scum, and kids getting 10 years for touching a blue chunk. Plus a kid dies in a Central Park horse carriage… and they’re back running tours a WEEK later. World Cup chaos, Clive Davis stories, Babe Ruth punching umps, and Venmo Ronnie begging. Pure unhinged radio. Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA It's really appreciated!

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2026

Opie and comedian Tony P kick off summer with zero filter—ripping into beach etiquette (“no one wants you sitting right next to them”), Father’s Day expectations, binoculars peeping on sunset hook ups, Meta glasses for homemade pornos, and the walking skeletons on weight-loss drugs. Plus nude beach weirdos, dead koi fish bowling, Rod Stewart drama, the reflection pool distraction, and why Turkey is now “Turkiye.” Non-stop laughs and real talk. Thanks for supporting the show! PayPal link https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA We'll make more!

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2026

​Opie is back in NYC and already down $2,000 for a single porcelain crown—and that’s just the start of the bleeding. Comedians Ron the Waiter and Tony P join the absolute chaos of FU Friday. ​The guys take aim at the lingering Knicks parade celebrators, flip-flop disasters, Pixar taking 31 years to make Toy Story 5, and why George Stephanopoulos is infuriatingly perfect. Plus, Tony P triggers Opie with a Biden comment, a breakdown of Carl’s tax troubles, Netty and Yahoo shade, and the bizarre reality of why world dictators travel with special suitcases for their own poop. Non-stop laughs, zero filters. SUPPORT THE SHOW https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and THANK YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2026

​Opie Is Unraveling, Eric Wants Robot Horses, and Ron Predicts 2027 First Contact. ​ We don't have a filter, and today, we barely have sleep. On this completely unhinged episode, the Opie Radio booth is on fire. ​ This Episode Has Everything: ​Opie’s Nightmare: Up all night washing puke sheets, followed by a neighborhood-wide cable blackout (and the technician who just didn’t care). ​Eric Marino’s New York: Breaking down the Central Park horse tragedy and pitching the only sensible solution: Robot Horses. Plus, Knicks madness and Joe Rogan’s weird short-tie phase. ​Ron the Waiter’s Prophecy: Forget the news—Ron has the real timeline. He drops the definitive 2027 date for E.T. disclosure, analyzes geep hybrids, and explains why Scottish fans just drank Boston dry. Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA it helps us make more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2026

Opie and Ron the Waiter ("Ronnie Babes") deliver raw, rambling comedy gold: cable company meltdowns, OCD therapy sessions, grill assembly disasters, Messi hat tricks, O.J. anniversary flashbacks, France''s re-gift to America and endless awkward small-talk fails. Zero filter, maximum laughs — like eavesdropping on two old friends turning petty life chaos into stand-up. New episodes drop regularly. OH and splinters, lots of splinters! Thanks for supporting the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA we'll make more!

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2026

Opie’s out here living his blue-collar handyman fantasy — hauls home a $300 grill-in-a-box, spends 3 hours with his son building it, only to have ONE random piece left. Ron immediately calls it a future propane explosion waiting to happen. Plus: Opie’s on day 32 of no processed sugar and losing his mind, Jelly Roll dumping his ride-or-die wife after slimming down, George Lopez divorcing the woman who gave him a kidney, UK banning social media for kids under 16, old-school collect call scams, and Venmo Ronnie officially live (help the basement king eat). Classic Opie & Ron chaos with tech meltdowns, roasts, and zero filter. Perfect morning listen. Subscribe and crank it — you’ll laugh the whole way through.

Transcribed - Published: 16 June 2026

Opie, Ron the Waiter & Tony P lose their minds as the Knicks end 53 years of pain! Opie’s sugar-free cookies taste like hand soap & nursing home regret, Ben Stiller, Timothée Chalamet, Taylor Swift celebrity row gets roasted, street celebrations turn Astoria into Times Square, emotional dad stories hit hard, and a UFC fighter yells “Michelle Obama is a man!” on the White House lawn. Non-stop laughs, Knicks parade talk & Trump birthday UFC vibes. Classic Opie Radio chaos you can’t miss! You're a saint on earth for donating to the show https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA We will conitinue making more. THANK YOU!

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2026

It’s F U Friday on Opie Radio and the crew is UNHINGED! Opie kicks it off with his crooked ear, then the Knicks talk goes completely off the rails when Tony P reveals he skipped the historic 29-point comeback… because he was busy in the bedroom. The gang decides his wife’s vagina literally saved Game 4 and now Tony has to “perform” for the rest of the Finals. LINK to support the show so we make more! https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Plus: Ozempic making celebs unrecognizable, manscaping horror stories, black leather seats in July, diluted iced coffee, Rosie O’Donnell’s new face, why we all secretly love when fans destroy the city, and a full roast session on thumbs, baby teeth, back hair, and second chins.Featuring Ronnie Babes, Tony P, and new regular Erik Marino. Buckle up — this one gets loud, dirty, and extremely New York.Drop your own F U in the comments! Knicks in 5? Or Tony’s D in 6?

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2026

Opie is riding high after the Knicks pull off the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history (down 29 points!), but Tony P slept through it, banged his wife, and flat-out refuses to say OG Anunoby's name. Non-stop chaos, celebrity shade (Seinfeld, Taylor Swift, Spike Lee), alien theories, Benny Hill nostalgia, OnlyFans plans, and classic Opie & Tony banter. Pure unfiltered comedy gold. Support the shw https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA and we'll make more!!

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2026

Midtown Manhattan went full caveman after Game 3! Opie and Ron the Waiter dive into the absolute madness of Knicks fans attacking people and ripping Spurs jerseys off their backs outside MSG. Plus, the blatant league cover-up protecting Victor Wembanyama from suspension, a much-needed update on the Tick-Removal Flamethrower fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA  a random Richard Simmons detour, and why Opie's ridiculously ripped, Greek-statue beach friend forced him to put a shirt on. OH! And Chris aka FishGuyPhtos insane lint-roller tick apocalypse, Beatles vs Stones toughness debate, shepherd’s pie for breakfast ​Unfiltered, raw, and completely off the rails. Hit play and subscribe!

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2026

Opie is exhausted but absolutely fired up in this episode! After staying up late watching the Knicks get destroyed (thanks to the Trump Jinx?), he rants hard about how Trump turned Madison Square Garden into a maximum-security prison, shut down Midtown Manhattan, and forced fans to wait 4+ hours in the heat for a game they paid thousands for. From the insane presidential motorcade and empty avenues to the boos drowning out the national anthem, Opie calls it straight: "Trump is a selfish piece of sh*t" who doesn't care about regular New Yorkers. Plus Ron the Waiter is back with laughs, Knicks strategy breakdowns (Wembanyama terror, turnovers, refs), Opie's chaotic beach move day, raccoon problems, the tick-removal flamethrower fund, and classic Opie & Ron chaos.If you love raw, no-filter sports talk mixed with politics, NYC life, and comedy — this is the episode. New listeners welcome — hit play and subscribe! Drop your thoughts: Was Trump the ultimate Knicks curse?

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2026

Carl’s back from the family road trip to Memphis in May BBQ Championship and he did NOT hold back. Sherrod Small in studio as Carl spills on 17-hour drives with angry-wife speeding, tricking the kids with alligator “chicken fingers,” Bass Pro Shops pyramid fishing, getting blackout on blue Hawaiian fishbowl drinks, Winner’s Row BBQ with Michelin-star pitmasters, and the unsettling VIP Graceland tour where Elvis is buried in the backyard. Grateful Dead doc talk + Southern pie debates included. Absolute chaos.

Transcribed - Published: 9 June 2026

Opie rants hard on Trump making the Knicks Game 3 all about himself by shutting down MSG and killing watch parties ("F Trump, me me me!"). Tony P shares the hilarious family BBQ where his wife’s tramp stamp steals the show with the kids! Video here https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZLUrqevf8w/ Plus Opie’s new Tick Removal Flamethrower fundraiser: https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA Any donation $10 and more Opie will send back a handwritten thank yu note!  The insane cop who pulled a gun over microwaved fish, and more summer escape vibes from out east. Non-stop chaos and laughs as always.

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2026

Opie’s tooth update goes off — they saved it but a chunk flew across the room and the bill is climbing fast (Rotting Tooth Fund QR still up!). Ron loses it over seagulls at Coney Island, Tony P rages at bodega lotto guys and greasy tip screens. Knicks vs Spurs finals energy in NYC, Trump heading to Game 3, classic chaos, Super Chat Friday, and tons of FUs. Wildest episode yet!

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2026

Comedy legend Tom Green joins Opie, Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small in studio. They dive into Ottawa Senators Stanley Cup run, Tom’s early hip-hop group Organized Rhyme, losing his virginity, Canadian history, the Times Square incident, insane Celebrity Apprentice stories with Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump, plus Drew Barrymore talk. Non stop laughs!

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2026

Opie and Ron the Waiter are exhausted but wired after the Knicks epic Game 1 comeback win over the Spurs! Jalen Brunson drops a dagger three, Josh Hart balls out, and New York City loses its mind like it's 9/11-level unity (yes, really). Ron rains Celtics shade, Opie compares the vibe to the zombie apocalypse, plus Popovich lookalikes, court-storming bets, vet tooth pulls, and nonstop laughs. Pure Knicks chaos energy — GO NEW YORK! 

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2026

Opie & Ron the Waiter react to the Knicks making the NBA Finals for the first time since '99 — but savage the insane NYC ticket prices (game 3 nosebleeds at $4,200+ while San Antonio is cheap). They roast the tag-still-on hats, painted railings, celebrity courtside flexes, and James Dolan. Plus: Opie’s full-blown tick bite meltdown (possible alpha-gal? Martha’s Vineyard is ground zero), the Save Opie’s Rotting Tooth Fund, nest of nymphs horror stories, guinea fowl spirit animals, and classic NYC vs California homelessness talk. Pure chaos and laughs as always. Go Knicks. Subscribe, rate, and drop a buck in the tooth/tick fund if you’re feeling generous.  https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Opie discovers a deep tick bite on his arm right before the show and spirals into full panic mode over Lyme disease. Ron breaks down the Martha's Vineyard tick invasion (41% of residents now allergic to red meat & dairy), plus sugar detox, NYC bike lane drama, sports news, and 80s trivia. Classic Opie & Ron chaos!

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Opie gets called a FINOOK after posting "I've seen better" on Sophie Rain's viral bikini clip — and doubles down hard with Tony P. The guys roast internet thirst, OnlyFans millions, end-of-school chaos, school bus Karen moments, Opie's rotting tooth fund (send help!), sugar detox rage, alien hybrids, Knicks finals vibes, and why Miami destroys your ego. Classic Opie Radio unfiltered banter. Subscribe, like, and drop a few bucks in the Rotting Tooth Fund if you're feeling generous. New episodes daily! Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Opie joined by Chris Distefano and Sherrod Small as the news breaks of Chris Cornell's passing! 5/18

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2026

Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more. Help save Opie's rotting tooth and keep the madness going https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA  Subscribe, drop a superchat, and enjoy the unfiltered comedy. New episodes drop weekly!

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2026

Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth. Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds!  Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories: The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2026

​The Knicks are back in the NBA Finals, which means Opie and Ron the Waiter are stepping into a 1999 time capsule. We’re looking back at the absolute madness of the world the last time NYC played for a ring—from $1.14 gas, Austin Powers, and Ricky Martin, to the expensive failure of the McDonald's Arch Deluxe. Plus, a deep dive into the era of beepers, finding the "workarounds" for scrambled adult cable channels, and a serious question: Why is John Travolta trying to pull off a beret? We also talk some Joe Rogan history and why the old days of radio hit different.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Most people spend Memorial Day at the beach. Comedian Tony P spent it stripping down to his birthday suit to battle a beer-throwing heckler at Ron the Waiter's comedy show. ​Inside this episode: ​The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage. ​Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails. ​The Sugar Hangover: Opie’s brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal. ​Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend. ​The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good. ​Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler! ​Subscribe to Opie Radio for the raw, unedited truth. Drop a if Tony P handled those hecklers perfectly!

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

In studio with Opie is comedians Chris Distefano, Vic Henley and Sherrod Small. Carl Ruiz had his plans changed so he begrudgingly took his family on a roadtrip to the great food and music festival, Memphis in May! 5/17

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2026

Opie, Chris Distefano, Vic Henley & Sherrod Small go full chaos mode on this Friday episode! It kicks off with a Memphis Tennessee sing-along, then dives into Carl’s insane road trip (complete with Cheetos-covered chicken and Froot Loops milkshakes). Chris opens up about his pilot getting crushed in focus groups (“he doesn’t have a sitcom head”), spilling wild Hollywood tea on Les Moonves, Julie Chen’s eye surgery, and why networks are scared to take risks. Then things get completely unhinged when a smoking hot blue-haired DJ Sunshine appears at the window eating ice cream — and Opie & the crew immediately start flirting, grilling her, and trying to lock it down. Plus: Tim Allen’s show getting axed for being too conservative, Obama calling Trump a bullshitter, North Korea missile talk, Non-stop laughs, zero filter, and one of the most random studio interactions we’ve ever had. You do NOT want to miss this one. 5/17

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026

​F-U Friday hits hard today! I'm officially on day 7 of my sugar detox and I’m one minor inconvenience away from snapping—including nearly getting into a street brawl with a senior citizen. Plus, Ron and Tony P join me to break down why NYC bus drivers are the ultimate villains, the absurdity of that "Trump" tattoo that looks like a Broadway actor, and why Joe Rogan has officially lost his way. From the $1,252 vet bill to the miserable Memorial Day forecast, we’re covering it all.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2026