Naked Rain Push-Ups & Soccer SUCKS Again

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Opie screams at the TV because Heather O'Rourke is still doing traffic reports like it's 1985 ("we all have apps, lady!"), while Tony P explains why GPS always sends you through the ghetto and how old paper maps were pure chaos. Then Shakira lights up the World Cup halftime at 50 with hips that don't lie, Tony celebrates his birthday with 3-11, ice cream, and naked rainy push-ups, plus rants on everything from Messi crying to Elliot Page on Men's Health. Monday morning gold.

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0:00.0	He's coughing right off the bat.
0:03.5	Good morning.
0:04.4	Welcome to the Opie radio podcast starring comedian Tony P.
0:10.2	And Tony,
0:10.6	I got to ask you this.
0:12.2	I got to ask you this.
0:12.9	I went downstairs to get my coffee that I do every morning,
0:15.6	get the fresh cup of coffee so I can talk to the people, you know.
0:18.7	And one of my obsessions is traffic on TV.
0:25.3	I'm watching local, local news, Channel 7 News,
0:29.2	and they got this broad, Heather O'Rourke.
0:32.7	Heather O'Rourke!
0:35.2	Why do you go on vacation?
0:37.1	Because I don't understand what your job is. Now, you're working stiff, right? Tony, you're a ham and egger. You get in that car every day and you're hustling and you're stuck in traffic and you make great Instagram videos from your car. Tony Pete comedy on all the social media or most of the social media. Let's not worry about that right now.
0:55.3	But here's the question for real. Because I'm not a commuter anymore. The commute in and around New York City was so bad that many, many years ago, I had to move to New York. I couldn't take it. I couldn't take it. So now I'm stuck living in that shithole. And it is a shithole. I don't like New York City.
1:10.8	But my question to you today is,
1:13.0	have you ever, you left the house said oh my God I got to check out Heather
1:18.4	O'Rourke I got to check out the traffic before I do my commute today. Have you ever done that?
1:24.2	Absolutely not never not once not ever in my life have I ever done that there's no reason for the traffic anymore because not ever in my life. Have I ever done that?
1:28.1	There's no reason for the traffic anymore because you got everything on your cell phone.
1:30.9	If you put in the direction, are you one of those people that put in the directions even though you know where you're going? Yes. It's fun. I don't do that. No, no, no. It's not fun, bro. It gives to Ajada.
1:40.3	And you sit there and you look at the fucking red line and you look at the numbers go up and up and up and up.
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