And we're off and running.

Tony P. already has me laughing.

Make sure you check out his Instagram.

Tony P. Comedy.

See, I wait for someone to give me something and then I finally promote them.

And right off the bat, I'm promoting Tony P.

Because I told him, I love living out east on Long Island.

It makes New York City tolerable.

But things move very, very slowly.

And last night I was, I stayed up, me and my wife are watching Rexum, a great, great documentary on Hulu.

Ryan Reynolds and the dude from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, they buy a little soccer team in Rexum in Wales.

And so we've been binge watching it. And we want to get to the end of the season, which we did last night, went to bed at 11, got up. And I was tired. Man, tired, man, because I only slept about five and a half hours. And Tony P goes, you know what? You got a cold plunge right behind you. You should start every morning by running into that ocean. That'll wake you the F up, right? That's not a bad idea, Tony, but you know what? I'm not going to lie to you. Now that I'm a little older, I don't like swimming by myself. And then Tony goes, well, I still go in the water, but I don't know how to swim. I swim, bro. I live on the edge, bro. Dude, I find it hilarious when I run into a grown man that, look, he goes through life like a stud. Look, your shirt is open. You got the chest hair. You got the chains. You got your Greek rings. And a man like you doesn't know how to swim.

What's the difference?

That's the way. Why should I know how to swim? I'm waiting for the moment when it's a really hot fucking lifeguard or something, and then I'm going to jump in the water and pretend like I'm not going to really drown, but I'm pretend like I'm drowned. All right. I just find it funny. I mean, I understand some city people, you know, they don't know how to swim because their exposure to any type of water is like a city pool. That's what? Three and a half, maybe four feet. So yeah, yeah, you're a city pool kid. That's why you don't know how to swim. Correct. I mean, my father was great, but he bailed, like I said, he bailed early. So nobody ever taught me. Who taught you how to swim? Your brothers? No. First of all, I'm one of the oldest. Second of all, my grandma had a beach house and wading river on the north shore of Long Island. And that's a good question. How did we learn how to swim? I believe our uncles and my dad took us out

in a little boat into the Long Island Sound and just threw us overboard and said swim. Now you

know how to swim. And that was before you knew any better. You know what I mean? Oh, you didn't know

you could die. If somebody threw you into that wet stuff, you didn't know you could die. Now I know

I could die. It's difficult I could die. I house.

It's difficult to learn how to swim it out.

No, honestly, my mom, it was actually Fleececove Beach. The real story is boring. It was Fletch Cove Beach. And we took actual swimming lessons. And it was, it was, it was, it was cold. because I think the swimming lessons started early in the year to get you ready for summer.

So I remember being dropped off with a It was cold because I think the swimming lessons started early in the year to get you ready for summer.

So I remember being dropped off with a stupid towel and, you know, it would be my turn with the hot swimming.

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