Dr. Steve Explains Ultimate Transplant - Best Last Year of Radio

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2026

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Dr. Steve gets emergency-called because Opie, the legendary Carl Ruiz, Sherrod Small, and Mike Vecchione are dying over a transplant story that went way too far south. one of the most unhinged stories ever told on radio. A guy gets extremely particular about his donor “upgrade”… and yes, color was on the menu, and once Dr. Steve starts dropping the real medical details… the whole room loses it. Filthy laughs, jaw-dropping facts, and classic Opie chaos from the best (and final) year of the show.

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0:00.0	Opie is here, and his show starts now.
0:05.7	Oh, yeah, man.
0:07.3	Happy birthday, Bob Dylan.
0:09.1	Happy birthday, Bobby.
0:10.4	I have to play some Dylan to start the show today.
0:12.4	He's 76 years old.
0:14.3	Wow.
0:15.0	Good.
0:15.7	Whose birthday is it today?
0:17.6	Kurt Metzger?
0:18.2	Kurt, it's Kurt's birthday as well.
0:19.9	And it was my birthday yesterday.
0:21.5	Just a bunch of cycle paths morning one week. Yeah. Just as white and crazy. All of you.
0:28.0	And then my, let me think, yeah, my niece's birthday today. So happy birthday to her as well.
0:33.5	We got to say hi to Mike McKeown because he's off to do Jimmy Fallon in what, like a half hour, Mikey? Yeah. Thank you guys for having me in, by the way. I really appreciate it. No doubt, Mike. You know what you do? You're kind of using that? He's using us for a distraction. Yeah, it's a buffer. For a buffer because he doesn't want to just sit over there at NBC, all nervous and shit. That's the worst thing you can do is sit in the green room, isn't I? I'd rather talk about race. Let's get it started, Sharad. White needs to trouble. Are white people the problem? You've been saying it for years. Well, the way of the T-shirt that says. I got the best race story of the day if you really want to get into it. Really? Yes. What? You got a black guy. He's getting a new penis. What? He's getting a white one. Why would he do that? Did he lose a bet? I guess that was the only one available. So let's say you lost your penis and the only one available was a white one. Would you go for that charade small? If that's the only one. Only one available. I would have to go for it.
1:31.4	All right. So let's say you lost your penis and the only one available was a white one. Would you go for that chariot small?
1:27.8	If that's the only one available.
1:30.2	I would have to go for it.
1:31.4	All right.
1:32.0	I would have to kill a black dude in porn.
1:36.8	Back in ice.
1:38.7	How do penises become available?
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