Why Tony P Stripped Naked to Fight a Heckler 🍺👕
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
​Inside this episode:
​The Naked Gladiator: Tony P breaks down the split-second decision to shed his clothes and go full "Gladiator Mode" to defend the stage.
​Beer Artillery: A full beer gets launched at Ron the Waiter—Tony explains the physical and psychological fallout of a show gone off the rails.
​The Sugar Hangover: Opie’s brutal birthday "Sugar Coma" and why a detox feels like a legitimate withdrawal.
​Hamptons Washout: The rainy-day madness of rich people fighting over lobster rolls and bagel lines on a ruined holiday weekend.
​The "Friendship Exit": A raw look at the moment you realize a childhood friend is heading for jail and you have to walk away for good.
​Classic Opie & Tony P banter on old-school NYC, the "Sugar-Free" life, and why they pick SHane Gillis over Chelsea Handler!
​Subscribe to Opie Radio for the raw, unedited truth. Drop a if Tony P handled those hecklers perfectly!
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| 0:00.0 | Tony P. in the haos. What's up, Tony Pee? How are you on this Memorial Day? Let's call it Monday. |
| 0:08.0 | It's not even a Memorial Day weekend. You can't call this a Memorial Day weekend because it's been a |
| 0:12.7 | complete washout for me. So if it's been a washout for me, then I want everybody else to suffer. |
| 0:19.0 | Isn't that human nature in general, right? Right? Listen, I totally agree with you. I'm loving the fact that it's raining outside because none of the residents at work will be bothering me about the grills, about anything in the outside. Because they stay in their houses, they cook their food. Hopefully someone will be nice and give me some food yeah but |
| 0:37.6 | uh that's it bro i'm having an easy double time and a half day today baby that nothing wrong |
| 0:44.2 | with ah i missed those double times double time and a half and a little extra how about a |
| 0:51.4 | double time and a little extra we call it a double time and a half the only thing that |
| 0:55.4 | could make that they better would be a little from the wifey oh all right all right maybe that's uh |
| 1:01.4 | maybe that's you know in the plans listen i've put she's put herself in the doghouse she has to she has |
| 1:07.5 | to lick her way out why is she why is she in the dog house yes because you got you got |
| 1:12.0 | you got to take care of this you understand take care of the tony pig it's man all right |
| 1:17.1 | you got to take care of this you understand what happened yesterday she tells me oh we're going for |
| 1:21.7 | karaoke at the club which is a yard club on my house hold on hold on i used to be the carry i used to |
| 1:27.4 | be the karaoke king |
| 1:28.5 | but i have one song it's a killer all right totally clips of the heart i fucking destroy the |
| 1:34.0 | song yeah i go there i'm the only guy standing amongst the women right all the fucking |
| 1:38.7 | dudes are at the bar and sitting there drinking and nobody's paying attention i start ripping |
| 1:43.2 | on fucking uh totally clips of the |
| 1:45.6 | heart but i'm going nothing you can do to all all the wives every single wife's eye was on me |
| 1:54.0 | bro and that's when my wife turned and gently caressed my my nuts and pulled me close you understand and gave me a kiss and said oh i love you |
| 2:04.1 | all right oh she was a little jealous of the action you were getting she should be could you could you |
| 2:11.4 | uh built out some total eclipse of the heart for us on this memorial day it's a a little early, but yeah, where would you like me to start? |
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