Opie's Cracked Rotting Tooth Needs Saving & Forced Smile Cult

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks off from Long Island with the ultimate tooth saga: a nasty crack from Boston gum (microplastics?), a pissed-off dentist who has to "deconstruct" it, and a real shot at losing the tooth.

Enter the Save Opie's Rotting Tooth Fund https://www.paypal.com/ncp/payment/JANCGHFW7GJHA — PayPal donations accepted while the Band-Aid holds!

Ron the Waiter joins for classic banter: dog's weird claw, Venmo Ronnie setup incoming, health insurance gripes, and why vets might be cheaper than $2K dental work. Plus massive Long Island stories:

The viral "Smile Movement" lady forcing positivity (we test if you can actually force smiles).
Ticks gone wild — first Bourbon Virus case on LI (not Lyme, worse symptoms).
Oysters wiped out by bad weather, skyrocketing lobster rolls, and clamming life.

Seinfeld vs. Friends shade, comedian talk (Tom Segura, Theo Von), super chat chaos, and nonstop unfiltered laughs. If you love raw comedy, local drama, and Opie & Ron going off — this one's for you. Donate to the tooth fund, laugh along, and hit play!

Transcript

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0:00.0	do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the only reason I do all that
0:10.0	weird noise stuff to start the opi radio podcast because you know we start by live streaming
0:16.1	on the YouTube and the Facebook and all over the damn social media platforms. But as soon as I hit live stream, start live stream on my app here, there's a long delay.
0:27.9	So I just started making noises until I see that we're actually live.
0:31.7	So I needed to explain that, I guess.
0:34.5	I don't need to explain nothing, nothing.
0:36.8	But I am way out east on Long
0:38.6	Guy later. You know what, Ronnie? I thought to myself, why does my summer have to wait because my
0:45.1	kids are still in school? Yeah, have the kids. Not F kids. No, no, no, no. It doesn't go that far,
0:52.8	but, you know, it's obvious the school year's over, but they got to,
0:57.6	they got to push them right to the end.
0:59.9	It's like, no, I'm ready for summer.
1:02.2	I'm leaving.
1:04.6	No, actually, I got things to do out here.
1:07.2	We might have to bring doggie into the bed again because the toenail or the claw is grown in weird and he's itching it and biting it.
1:15.4	It's not good.
1:16.8	But anyway, good morning.
1:18.0	That's Ronnie, babes.
1:20.5	A lot of updates for sure.
1:24.0	I just found out.
1:25.0	Wait, yeah, Ron, you're trying to do this.
1:29.0	No, smile. Try to this. No, smile.
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