Opie Absolutely BURIES Howard Stern
Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2026
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
Opie rolls out of bed, SARCASTICALLY complains how "exhausting" it is to hit record for an hour, then spends the entire episode roasting Howard Stern for doing the exact same thing… but from a mansion, with a summer off, and now down to ONE show a week while Zoom-firing loyal staff. "This is so hard!" The King of All Media is now the King of Doing Jack Shit. Classic Opie rage, zero chill.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | that scene. Oh, my good. I'm so tired. Oh, I'm so tired. I can't believe I have to do that. I am so |
| 0:08.5 | tired. This is really, really hard to do. Turn on a camera. Oh, me, baby, tired. Oh, I'm so tired. This is |
| 0:17.6 | exhausting. I literally got to roll out of bed, come upstairs, turn this on and do an hour |
| 0:23.9 | every day. I'm so, so tired. I'm so tired I had to take yesterday off, Ron. Do you understand? This is |
| 0:30.8 | hard work to get up. Don't even have to go into the city, roll out of bed. |
| 0:37.7 | I barely have to shower. |
| 0:39.1 | If I don't feel like showering, I put a hat on and come up here. |
| 0:41.8 | Everything's set up and all I have to do is hit live and just talk to the people for an hour. |
| 0:46.1 | This is so exhausting that I had to take yesterday off. |
| 0:49.4 | And I'm so sorry to the people that count on me and depend on me to be in front of their faces every |
| 0:56.4 | day. But this is so exhausting. I had to take a day to myself. So I beg you, please accept my |
| 1:05.1 | apology. Thank you. Hi, Ronnie, babes. |
| 1:12.7 | Can't you just do the show from the bed? |
| 1:14.1 | You know? |
| 1:15.2 | Why make the trip? |
| 1:16.8 | Can't you just in the bed? |
| 1:20.9 | That's not a bad idea because this is so hard to do. |
| 1:23.1 | This is so hard. |
| 1:24.7 | You could be like Marlon Brando. |
| 1:25.3 | He would do interdepend. |
| 1:26.7 | Later on, he got so fat. He just did interviews in bed. The death of Howard Stern. That's what I'm mocking. And we'll get into that in a second or two. But one day a week? Oh, my. Oh, my. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. One day a week is reserved for Tony. Well, sure. He's on Tony P's schedule now. Howard Stern is now on Tony P's schedule. One day a week is reserved for Tony. Well, sure. He's on Tony P's schedule now. |
| 1:45.8 | Howard Stern is now on Tony P's schedule. |
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