George Washington Died Stupid — Never Knew Dinosaurs Existed

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

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🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks things off by calling George Washington dumb because he kicked the bucket in 1799—before anyone knew dinosaurs were real (he thought giant bones were 20-foot flood giants). Ron already knew it, eats matzoh ("God's Crackers"), roasts gefilte fish, and the two spiral into Trump handing out the World Cup trophy, LBJ waving his dick in meetings, Cleopatra staring at ancient pyramids like we do, and Jim Norton’s wild noodle fight. Classic Opie & Ron chaos.

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. What's up, Ronnie, babes? How are you? This is the OP radio podcast way out east on Long Island. It's a chilly morning, Ron. I don't know if you're going to be going to your Coney Island beach today, although I guess the weather's supposed to turn and get into the 80s today.
0:21.0	I don't know.
0:21.4	I'm not feeling that out here today.
0:23.2	It is, it is chilly.
0:25.2	Supposed to be 83.
0:27.5	Yeah.
0:27.9	Crystal clear blue skies.
0:30.3	I got the crystal blue.
0:31.3	That's literally beach, beach weather.
0:33.5	All right.
0:33.8	I got the crystal blue skies right outside here today. I want to start right off the bat, and I have a statement, and the statement is, George Washington was dumb. George Washington, sorry, was stupid. If you're going to say George Washington was dumb or George Washington was stupid, you probably should pronounce it properly, but that's okay. Do you know why George Washington
0:57.7	was dumb? Ron Berman, you're a very, very intelligent guy. I think you were a mess,
1:03.1	or a valedictorian. You know, weren't you one of those big brains in college?
1:09.7	Dude, are you about to do a Shane Gillis, George Washington bit?
1:13.5	Wait, what's Shane Gillis is George Washington bit?
1:15.9	It's really good.
1:17.8	Oh, my God.
1:18.7	I pray I'm not ripping off Shane Gillis.
1:21.0	What is it?
1:21.4	Jane Gillis does a bit about George Washington.
1:24.4	It's just hilarious.
1:25.8	What is it?
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