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Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Trump's Poop Suitcase

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks things off by admitting he banged two of his RAs in college, then Erik Marino pops on looking like young Santa Nick and shares his nightmare RA who smelled like explosive Indian food. The gang spirals into Trump flying with a national-security poop suitcase, the wildest penis crime story ever (Bobbitt who?), arcade game nostalgia (Jumper = Mario!), 1830s Americans drinking 7 gallons of ethanol a year, and nonstop unhinged banter. Pure Opie Radio mayhem with Ron the Waiter — zero filter, maximum laughs. You don’t want to miss this one.

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0:00.0

going. No, it wasn't good stuff, Ron. Just because I didn't click go live. It was just okay stuff.

0:06.0

Just to let everyone know, I thought for the last five minutes we were live and I was on fire.

0:11.6

I couldn't miss, bro.

0:13.6

Honest of God, I was on fire and then I'll be going, hey, you guys want to go live?

0:17.7

We didn't go live because Eric Marino was frozen in time.

0:21.7

He was just frozen and then he was fiddling about and then he was putting on his old man. hey you guys want to go live? We didn't go live because Eric Marino was frozen in time.

0:21.7

He was just frozen and then he was fiddling about and then he was putting on his old man

0:25.1

glasses.

0:25.6

I didn't want the audience to see Eric Marino and his old man glasses.

0:30.0

I'm sorry.

0:31.2

I accidentally unplugged my router while I was putting on my ring light.

0:58.2

Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, look at that face. Oh, look at that face. You watch the milk and cookies, Santa? Oh, you're back. You froze again, Eric Burrito. Oh, my God, no. Yeah, you did. And it was like you look like fucking St. Nick. You know, I'm Chris Kringle. I'm Santa's a young man. I'm going to just watch. If you ever see Santa's coming to town with Mickey Rooney as the voice of Santa, it looks exactly like me. I'm Chris Kringle. Yeah. Know what you learn. Every holiday, they try to shove more Christmas movies at you. And they all just stink. And you always got to just go back to the classics. Just to back up for a second. You said you bang two of your RAs. Bro, that was off air. There's on air and there's off air. Oh, wait, by the way, I thought that was on here. Just to let you know. I thought that was on air. So, shame on you. That was off air.

1:44.5

No, I don't know what's on or off anymore. I don't know what's up or down. You said you banked two your A's. It doesn't make sense anymore because I know you're in. And I know you like the anorexic girls, where they said? Well, I had one bulimia, a bulimic girl and one anorexic girl. So I balanced it out, I think.

1:45.7

That's a balance, right?

1:45.9

Yeah.

1:44.5

It's a balance of bone. I had one bulimia, a bulimic girl and one anorexic girl. So I bounced it out, I think.

2:00.3

That's a balance, right? Yeah. It's a balance of bones. That's diversity, equity, and inclusion. So I'd like to thank you for doing your representation. You're not, and you're not disorder shaming, which is right. So now I got to go backwards because of Ron, because it was off air, but now it's on it. I thought we were on it. I just got it up.

2:01.9

Eric Marino popped on screen, very unprofessional.

2:04.6

He was just. backwards because of Ron because it was off-air, but now it's on it. I thought we were on here. I just set it up.

2:01.7

Eric Marino popped on screen, very unprofessional. He was just staring and horrible signal, old man glasses. And it's frat to him. And then we started looking at his setup and we're like, it looks like he's being the cool guy in a fraternity house. And then Ron said, no, Eric said that you're like an RA or something, right?

2:21.2

Yeah, I'm like the head RA of Manhattan. I'm the cool. I'm the cool R.A. Or I live in a TGI Friday or Benegans. It's like that kind of. You know what I mean? I decided to just, I liked TGI Friday's Ben, Ben, Beningens much. I said, you know, let's just do a wall of it.

2:35.1

Oh, I felt sorry for those people.

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