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Wishy Washy Joe Rogan & SUGAR DETOX HELL - F U Friday

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.04.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

​F-U Friday hits hard today! I'm officially on day 7 of my sugar detox and I’m one minor inconvenience away from snapping—including nearly getting into a street brawl with a senior citizen. Plus, Ron and Tony P join me to break down why NYC bus drivers are the ultimate villains, the absurdity of that "Trump" tattoo that looks like a Broadway actor, and why Joe Rogan has officially lost his way. From the $1,252 vet bill to the miserable Memorial Day forecast, we’re covering it all.

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0:00.0

everywhere. Now she's all shaking and doesn't want to move. I took her to the emergency vet,

0:04.2

and the emergency vet told me that she's absolutely fine. But she's not acting fine.

0:10.6

All right. With that, we say good morning and welcome to the Opie Radio podcast. It's FU Friday,

0:18.1

and man, I just turned on the mic said Tony P went off I don't know something

0:23.1

about his dog at $1,200. That's a big FU right there. What's wrong on your dog now? Isn't

0:29.6

your dog at the end of its life? Well, that's now the other one is starting. The one that's

0:34.5

at the end of its life, I'm just a constant maid. I go downstairs. I clean a poop. I clean a pee. I'm not living a good life. So I took him for a walk. And then the other one who was healthy. She had a heat stroke. She keeled over. She started kind of like shaking, spitting up everywhere. There was shit. You need doc. I took it to the vet. Emergency. $1,252. Oh, my God. You must love your dog. And you also just described me on a sugar detox. I quit sugar. So I'm out of my effing mind, Tony. And I think I was doing this. Shut up, Ron. Shut up. I see you. I see you revving up. I was in the middle of doing something. I was in the middle of doing something, Ron. Tony doesn't interrupt me. I was going to compare. He had nothing to say. I was going to compare what his dog was doing on the sidewalk with what I am doing because I quit sugar and I'm out of

1:29.4

my fucking mind. That's true. You're out of your fucking mind. I'm out of my mind.

1:34.7

Fucking detox on sugar. You're like a junkie. I also almost fought a 75 year old man last night because

1:40.9

I was walking doogie on the sidewalk. I'm a dog lover like Tony

1:44.6

Pete. Ron, you should get a dog. I think it would be very, very nice. I think you would look

1:48.9

good with a little doggy walking around a story of Queens. I think it would bring some love in

1:54.7

your life. I have a doggy. Yeah? His name is Stephen. Oh, he wears a collar, a leather collar when the red is due.

2:05.7

How bad is the withdrawals, Opie? Are you ready to blow a guy for a sugar cookie?

2:10.3

You realize sugar is everywhere. You realize, you know, in between meals, you just want a little bite of something.

2:17.1

Just a little, just a little, just a,

2:19.8

maybe I'll have a jello.

2:21.2

Oh, right, sugar.

2:22.3

All right, let's go healthy.

2:23.8

Let's go with the yogurt.

2:25.1

Ah, sugar, right.

2:26.2

Oh, we got some caramel candies laying around the house.

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