bum, bum, bum, all right, here we are.

Summer's here. The time is right for dancing in the street. Summer hit over the weekend. I got to say this right off the bat, Tony. I'm blessed. I got a beach. I got a beach. I get to just walk out of my house every day and go to. You go to the Robert Moses. You're a big fan of the Robert Moses. You go down there on your

days off, right? I want to tell the fucking people, no one wants you sitting next to them.

Correct. You have a full beach. Figure it out. Full beach. Keep walking. Find your own spot.

You're absolutely correct. People are fucking nuts. I guess they just want to be crowded because in the New York

City area, everybody is crowded. So they walk down the beach and they go, oh, that looks like a

nice couple that's all cozy and set up for the day. Let's sit right next to them with our kids

and our doggie. Let's spread the hunter. Let's spread the hunter on the want to spread a beach. So, you know, with the summer here, I just want to tell the people, no one wants you sitting right fucking next to you. Oh, man. You guys do it from far away, you perverts. You're a bunch of perverts out there. I never want to go on. I actually want to go on your beach. I want to go on your beach and convince my wife to have sex with me because I know that there'll be 50 perverts watching me with the binoculars. I mean, our group has dwindled over the years. I'm not going to lie to you. When I first got the house out here, you know, the Perv squad was strong. man what are you saying they're all like dropping like flies out there well a couple old

timers finally left and you know sold to like i guess normal people no it's funny you you you

admit the stuff that uh you know the people think about or do themselves correct like i'm brave

enough to to admit it and then and then they you. The fact is, if you have a beach house like this and, uh, at the end of the day as the sun's going down, you see the couples coming out here with their little baskets and they got wine and they, and they pull out a full spread and they're going to watch the sunset and all sudden you see him going at it.

Who is it picking up binoculars and taking a peek? Are you kidding me? Of course you are. Because we're from the old school. Anything we see we got to take and put that shit into the memory bank. The thing that makes it creepy is when you're like hanging out in a bush somewhere. That's, that's when it's creepy as all hell.

But if you walk around New York City

and you look up at a window and you see when you're like hanging out in a bush somewhere. That's, that's, that's when it's creepy as all

hell. But if you walk around New York City and you look up at a window and you see a couple having, uh, having sex, well, what do you? Why, what are you? The guy that just says, oh, I ain't going to look and you walk away. No, we're all looking. Of course we are. I'm the guy that takes out the phone and tries to record. I like to save stuff for later. Oh, damn. Now that's a that the

authorities would like to record. I like to save stuff for later. Oh, damn. Now, he's a, that, the authorities would like to talk to you about that, Mr. Tony P. But, uh, what, uh, I was your father's day, bro. Huh? Yeah, I had a, I had an awesome father's day and I'll tell you why, because, uh, you know, a lot of fathers out there, they still have to do everything on Father's Day. My wife goes, don't fucking do nothing.

What do you mean? because, you know, a lot of fathers out there, they still have to do everything on Father's Day.

My wife goes, don't fucking do nothing. What do you mean nothing? You ain't barbecue and you're

not setting up the beach. We got it. We got it. They did it all? Oh, hell yeah, man. I just sat there.

My wife cooked in an amazing brunch.

And it was, I had, I had an awesome day yesterday. I got to be honest with you. I know a lot of people think like Father's Day is like, what? Like a Joe holiday? Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world, bro. Why? I'll tell you why Father's the worst holiday. I'm not a father. I have two dogs. So people tell me, oh, no, you're a father. Happy Father's Day. I had two real fathers cook meat, two separate barbecues, and one of them was at work. So I was fed by two hardworking fathers. Yeah. I didn't retire, actually. That's why it's a scam. It's a shit. But you get a tie.

It's nonsense.

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