Ron's Brick of Cheddar & Tony's Shirtless MAGA Strip Show Wildest FU Friday Yet!

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

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🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Opie, Ron the Waiter, Tony P & Erik Marino go off on FU Friday! Ron eats a giant brick of cheddar with dry pretzel nuggets like a total rat, Opie roasts Girl Scout cookies, Tony strips for superchats (MAGA hat included), Erik rocks full CPAP prop comedy for sleep apnea, plus rants on garbage scams, Bryce Harper brushing his teeth, mermaids, Trump, the Knicks, and way more.

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0:00.0	You're going to stop making money so I can stop waiting tables. Exactly. And we were having a private meeting and Tony sitting there. We're all curious looking into the camera. Like, I wonder what those two guys are talking about? Why are they including me? Tony, what are you doing? You haven't looked up once. What, are you rolling something? No, I just opened this. You know what this is it? What is it? It's like it's goo. Is that for you here?
0:24.6	No. No, I just opened this. You know what this is it? What is it? It's like it's goo. Is that for your hair? No, it's for cleaning. It's for cleaning like your cell phone and electronics and like your Oh my God, look at the goo coming out of that. It pulls all the goo. It pulls all the like the dirt off of your keyboards. Is that what you were doing?
0:39.2	I was putting up. I was actually making a vagina out of it now. No, no, no,
0:41.5	listen. It looks like you
0:43.3	remember they came in those plastic
0:47.2	egg shells? That's what you're
0:49.3	like. You could
0:51.6	do a comic?
0:53.9	Yeah. Yeah. That looks like do a comic? Yeah.
0:54.9	Yeah.
0:55.2	That looks like what came out of my ear.
0:58.0	Oh, man.
0:58.7	This is what your toe jam looks like.
1:00.4	Oh,
1:00.6	exactly right.
1:02.2	That looks like the fat Oprah rolled out on the wheelbarrow.
1:05.2	It goes, look, I lost 80 pounds.
1:07.6	That looks like some Ozempic.
1:09.8	Oh, Jesus, Tony.
1:11.6	Oh, God.
1:11.9	Oh, it's not back to us.
1:14.8	Oh, hey, hey, hey, Paula.
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