therapy session with you are brutal

oh my god oh my god me and ron just talked for about 15 minutes and then

rod looks at me and goes are we live yet okay

opie likes to have those quiet morning coffee conversations

like we're in a folders crystals commercial because I enjoy these quiet moments while he's doing this.

I enjoy these quiet moments having coffee with you.

Oh my God.

God forbid I ask you, how are you?

Oh my God, that's too much.

I'm an only child.

What are you doing?

Human contact.

Oh, God.

Let's just do this show.

Opie called me and I said, oh, I was just about to set up and he goes, that's how you greet me.

And I'm like, yes, that's how I do it. I'm an only child. You can't say hello, good morning.

I'm like, no. No. I expect if I, I mean, we all make rare phone calls at this point.

Everything's through text message.

So if I go out of my way to dial your number, right, you know, I'm dialing like this with my rotary phone.

And then on the other end, I hear, I was just setting up. Oh, is that how I sound? Yes. Is that how I saw? Like a yenta or is it a yento. Wait, I got to remember my Spanish. You're a yento. You're a yento. You're a yenta. No, it's yento. Why are you combining Spanish with Yiddish? Why not? Oh, I do get that. Mexico has a Jewish president. There you go. Call me a chime bomb. Listen to me. I got, I got, I got a problem out here, Ron. Well, first of all, I know why, oh, I know what the problem is because you called me. Yeah. Opie called me. I'm going to give you a little insight info.

It's okay.

It's on the funny side. Don't worry. I'm going to tell everyone I have nothing for the show today so you can feel like a fucking superstar. I'm so far ahead of you, Ron. It's not even funny. I will never, never open up to you again. Never. because it's not even worth bringing up.

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