FU Canada Smoke, Mexico Lettuce & The Earth isn't FLAT

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Canadian smoke turning NYC into an ashtray, Mexico sending us parasite lettuce that gives explosive diarrhea, Opie losing his mind on no sugar and ranting about Carvel cakes, and Tony going full flat earth on his birthday while we roast the hell out of 311. Peak FU Friday chaos — you’re welcome.

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0:00.0	I got to work today outside all fucking day.
0:02.8	Well, that's not good, Ronnie, babes.
0:04.8	That's not good.
0:06.6	The air quality, the air quality index, the AQI.
0:11.7	The AQI is over 200 right now in New York City.
0:15.5	Is that bad?
0:16.1	Which is like dangerous.
0:18.3	Like, it's equivalent of smoking a pack of cigarettes.
0:20.9	No, I hear it's the equivalent of one cigarette. I hear it's the equivalent of 10 cigarettes.
0:25.8	Depends on the AQI. Well, this is what I want to know about the Canadian smoke that is just stifling all of us.
0:33.6	Are they paying their tariffs? Is the smoke paying their tariff to come into our country?
0:40.1	Are we at least making money off the Canadian smoke?
0:43.8	Call ice on the smoke.
0:45.0	Tell them to fucking deport the smoke.
0:46.4	Get it the hell out of it.
0:47.4	There you go.
0:48.1	But that's how we start.
0:49.4	It's FU Friday on the Opie Radio podcast.
0:53.5	And that's Ronnie Babes.onnie you got the middle spot today
0:56.4	congratulations and we got comedian tony p of course and uh the big story uh the canadian
1:00.9	wildfires are just out of control and we have to deal with their nonsense they're absolute
1:07.2	nonsense so we're all like uh you know i I got a little scratchy throat this morning.
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