FU Friday Meltdown: Opie's Dentist ****** His Mouth

Opie Unfiltered (Opie Radio Podcast)

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Entertainment News, News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Opie, Ron the Waiter, and Tony P go off on a chaotic FU Friday packed with wild stories and savage roasts. An airline pilot who never had a real license gets crowned "Who Da Man," a Central Park horse carriage tragedy sparks outrage, Ron rages about getting stiffed by Ecuador fans during the World Cup, and Opie reveals his dentist pinched his lip so hard it left a week-long bruise. Non-stop banter, superchat chaos, Venmo begging, and zero-filter laughs — classic Opie Radio energy you can’t scroll past.

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0:00.0	I have a few of people
0:01.8	How about your interview? You was waking up late. That doesn't mean you should have been prepared for this thing. Your excuse shouldn't be. I just woke up 10 minutes ago. I don't have anything yet. Don't go to me first. Oh, my God. He woke up so late. He hasn't had time to go into the bathroom and have his ice coffee while taking his morning Constitutes. Right. where he puts his ice coffee in his dirty sink.
0:23.8	Yeah, you look great, Tony. going to the bathroom and have his ice coffee while taking his morning constitute.
0:21.3	Right.
0:23.7	Where he puts his ice coffee in his dirty sink.
0:24.7	Yeah, you look great, Tony.
0:26.0	He looks like a weird.
0:26.6	Welcome, welcome. Welcome to the Opie Radio podcast live way out east on Long Island.
0:32.6	It's FU Friday.
0:33.3	So please, please let us know in the chat.
0:35.3	What bothered you this week, all right?
0:37.3	I got my pals, Ronnie Babes, Ron the waiter, and Tony P. And really fast guys, because Richie Rich, we haven't done this in a while. Richie Rich right off the bat, who to man, who to man, who to man, who to man, who to man, who to man, who to man, who to man. Do you guys have a who to man? Because I do. I actually have who to man today.
0:55.2	Go ahead.
0:56.1	Well, do you have one, Ron? Anything come to mind? I didn't prepare who to man. I have to prepare. I have one. All right. Go ahead, Tony. Who the man? Ope? Thank you, brother. For saving it, for saving a life. Thank you, saving a like for doing absolutely for doing a right up your ass. Yeah, that's why I'm starting to like Mondays with Tony more and more because he comes on this thing. And he's, he's nice. He's, he has empathy. This is your little white ass. He acknowledges talent. He acknowledges me being a two-time hero. I have an nephew.
1:29.0	Yeah. No, I mean, I have a...
1:32.4	Who'd you say who's the man of the day? I don't...
1:34.5	All right, all right, but I'm the man of the day, according to Tony Pete, two-time hero.
1:38.8	Yeah, bro. You're the man, because can I give you the reason why you're the man?
1:42.1	Please. Please. Because back in 1998, you purchased a first aid kit, and you took that first aid kit, and you let it sit in the back of your fucking, the bottom cabinet of your sink.
1:55.8	And 37 years later, that aspirin that they said expired and 92 came back. They saved somebody's life.
2:02.4	All right.
2:02.8	I got my first FU. FU to Tony.
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