Pod Don't Lie

Bonus Episodes @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sammy pops in to catch the PDL family up on his ongoing summer sabbatical, talk finals, hear some very uncharitable words about his grandparents, and-- of course-- shoe horn in some Knicks talk

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Giannis Antetokounmpo, the NBA's best player, was unfortunately eliminated from the playoffs despite becoming the first player in NBA history to post 200 points, 100 rebounds and 50 assists in a single series-- he accumulated 237 points (for an average of 33.9 per game), 103 rebounds (14.7 per game) and 50 assists for a team that was missing its second All Star, Khris Middleton, who's scoring and perimeter defense surely would have provided the very slight bump Giannis needed to overcome an ultimately fraudulent Boston Celtics team that benefited from lucky shooting and a generous whistle in the closeout game 7 of this classic series, that saw Al Horford very suspiciously post his career high in playoff scoring at the age of at 35. At the present time there is no investigation planned by the league to examine Horford's sudden-- and possibly chemically induced-- rejuvenation. Ben Detrick joins us to discuss this result, the future of his beloved Sixers, and preview the conference championships.

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Jamel week continues here on Pod Don't Lie as the big dog subs in for Sam to recap this weekend’s action (and also discuss the Kings of Comedy for 10 minutes)

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2022

*DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUE THIS EP IS BEING RELEASED NOW. IT WAS RECORDED TUESDAY BEFORE LAST NIGHTS GAMES AND IS KINDA DATED BUT HEY SORRY SUCK OUR DICKS ITLL BE FUNNY TO SEE HOW WRONG STAV WAS ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS* Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Our beautiful boy Sam must take a brief sabbatical from the podcast, but don’t worry papa Stav is here. Enjoy the first ever full hour of the Stavros A. Smith experience — Stav sucks the bucks off HEAVILY, slanders the Celts (obviously) and recaps the other 3 games of the 2nd round. Come see where Stav’s gorgeous mind wanders when left completely unchecked.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Stav is fresh off his brothers wedding and Sam is coming off an NYC weekend and still the boys are here to recap the playoffs for you.

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys stay up past your bedtime yet again for an early playoff, after dark recap. Stav gets wildly fucked up and pays the price, Sam thinks “a player that would be good for the knicks” should be part of the criteria used in awards voting. We suck some players off, some players suck us off. It’s a beautiful episode, the playoffs rule.

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2022

Preview of the Bonus ep!! Full Episode only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys stay up late to recap the play in games so far, fresh, as they happen. We talk the playoff picture and also talk about wanting to fuck Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce

Transcribed - Published: 14 April 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie cookieshoops.com/ Our pal and Cookies Hoop's own Andrew Kuo joins the pod for a supersized Knicks season retrospective and playoff preview episode. Sorry we missed last week, but hopefully this fills the void just a little bit. A 10 out of 10 banger episode

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2022

Full Episode Only Available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys took an impromptu week off the free eps last week but are back with a vengeance-- catching up on road life/slandering the jazz and looking towards the playoffs

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2022

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie ALL HAIL MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK THE SIXERS FUCK THE NETS FUCK JOKIC FUCK GOBERT-- MVP DPOY FMVP ON THE WAY BITCH

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Stav calls in in the middle of his brother’s bachelor party, to discuss the east, the Knicks, and late period Marlon Wayans cinema.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2022

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The episode starts recapping some of the excellent games that took place the last two days, and ends with Sam having a breakdown

Transcribed - Published: 24 March 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys talk a little college hoops then spend 5 minutes deciding who the least fuckable rocket was on the 2017-2018 roster, and Sam attempts to get both Zion and Donovan Mitchell

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Sam pods through coronavirus, stav pods thorough a hangover. I don’t remember what we talked about i have to nap and do two shows in like an hour just listen

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2022

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Ben Detrick returns to sub in for our ill Sammy. We talk travel nightmares, the cute lil timberwolves, and the hard cocked eastern conference. A great ep-- go buy Ben's shirts!!

Transcribed - Published: 10 March 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Ian is the head writer for the Late Late Show with James Corden and the biggest Blazers fan we know. We talk the Blazers future, Sam obviously weasels in some Knicks talk, LeBron's big night, and we even regretfully speak kindly about the Celtics briefly.

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2022

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie An episode mostly about fighting charles oakley (and a little bit about the bucks beating the heat)

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The RJ discourse flows, Sam puts Julius on the table, and Embiid and Harden are a romcom couple

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2022

Full Episode Only Available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam cannot figure out basic technology and calls in old school for the ep. We talk the Porzingis draft for a hilariously long time, we get Zion to NY, we talk about how hard our dicks are for the season. A great ep with hilarious audio quality!!

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie A horrible dunk contest, Sam really is losing it, and we discuss-- because you made us-- which 65 year old man you'd want to have sex with if you absolutely had to.

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2022

Full Audio & Video only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Our two little road dogs get together mostly to complain about how much the Knicks stink and also to briefly and begrudgingly give credit to the Celtics. Should thibs be tried for murder??

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2022

Bonus Episodes every week: patreon.com/PodDontLie trades have happened, injuries keep piling up, and cam reddish needs some love

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2022

Full Audio and Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie HARDEN FOR SIMMONS!!! PORZINGIS ON WIZARDS??? STAV VERY HUNGOVER!!! what’s not to love??

Transcribed - Published: 10 February 2022

Bonus episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys are back to tack the awful blazers deal, the good cavs deal, rumors floating around the league, and of course, discuss how much one of them wants to get jacked off by a certain memphis guard with a short wingspan sorry about the audio quality in the beginning the boys are bi-coastal

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2022

Full Audio and Video only available @ patreon.com/poddontlie Joel embiid has huge nuts and Sam Talks himself into a Westbrook to Knicks trade in about 45 seconds. Apologies for the audio quality - the boys were on the road we did the best we could.

Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2022

Bonus episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie The boys squad up to talk about the NBA’s hot teams, road life, plus Tmac and Jermain O’Neal a bunch just cause they felt like it.

Transcribed - Published: 1 February 2022

Full Audio and Video @ patreon.com/poddontlie Patreon preview from this week's bonus ep. Stav is pissed at the Dell corporation and at fan voting, Sam has all but stripped Julius of his royal title, and we root for Aron Baynes even though he is a former celtic

Transcribed - Published: 28 January 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Sam's fresh off a plane, and watching the Knicks game. Stav's sweaty from rigorous exercise. We dig into the patreon mailbag a lot in this one. Decided to give you broke mf a lil taste of what it's like to be a member of the hard d*ck 1800.

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2022

Full Audio and Video only available patreon.com/poddontlie Jokic! Embiid! Giannis! Incredible performances, injuries, and all star returns-- the boys cover it all

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week: patreon.com/poddontlie The hawks suck, KD is Hurt, Pat Riley has a big, unwieldy old man hog and we even talk a little football

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2022

Full Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Cam Reddish is a Knick, Ja and the Grizz are hard dick savages and so much more

Transcribed - Published: 13 January 2022

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie we didnt actually talk about it though lol we recorded before the game, but it's still a really good pod

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2022

Preview of this weeks bonus ep. Full episode only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Tristan Thompson has sex, the cavs and grizzleys are good, Sam begs for Ja Morant and Anthony Davis to join the knicks, plus some very challenging mailbag questions

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2022

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam and Stav catch up and talk about non basketball things longer than usual (movies/new years eve, etc) then suck off demar derozan, bounce around the league, and answer a few mailbag questions If you wanna hear about Stav taking hallucinogenics that kick in while he’s on stage and are curious which Ball brother we would have a threesome with, this is the ep for you!!!

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2022

Full Bonus Episodes only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Patreon Preview of the second part of the Stav, Ben, and Jamel ep. Happy New year to the Pod Don't Lie fam!!

Transcribed - Published: 30 December 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie In Part one of our year end extravaganza returning guests and hard dick champions Ben Detrick and Jamel Johnson join Stav to fill in for Sam who is taking the first vacation of his adult life. We discuss the Christmas day games, rank our favorite French NBA players and hear a lot about the sixers and wizards for a change. We also introduce a French corollary to the “good players cheat” theorem. Part 2 is full hour and will be released on the Patreon in a few days. Thanks to everyone that’s listened this year. We love ya and will be back, united in 2022

Transcribed - Published: 28 December 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Everyone has covid! Steph gets side pussy (duh)! IT is back (so is lance stephenson lol)! So much is going on in the damn league and you're gonna wanna hear us talk about it

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2021

Bonus episode every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Preview of this weeks Bonus ep with Gary Vider, full ep only available on Patreon. Stav's out this ep he's at a friend's wedding. But you know we had to deliver for the hard dick 1700!!!!!!! Sam sits down for a quick bonus ep while on the road in Dallas with friend of the pod Gary Vider.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The Bulls are sick, Zion is pudgy and hurt, and the knicks are driving Sam closer to insanity each day. The boys cover everything happening in the NBA

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2021

Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Patreon preview from this week's Bonus Ep Sam starts to lose faith, Stavros recovers from mushrooms and fried foods, and Tyler Jenkins of the Memphis Grizzlies fucks

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2021

Full Episode only available @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys recap two great regular season games and test their friendship with a mailbag question and a fresh Julius Randle wager. The fix is in against the knicks, the warriors…. Are they frauds? and Enes Kanter Freedom is free to suck stav’s balls

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie Stav reports back from Staples Center after watching Clips/Lakers in person (the lakers suck), the warriors have a nice statement win against the suns, and the Knicks are starting to really stress young Sammy out.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Sam hears some hard truths about the Knicks, the Lakers continue to suck fat hog, Steph continues to go Super Saiyan and the boys share a couple post-Thanksgiving shit stories

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2021

Full Audio and Video @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Join the hard d*ck 1600 for Bonus Episodes every week! Stealing Nikola Jokic’s seed with the help of a mythical creature. Top NBA brawls of all time. Drafting our starting 5 of current and retired NBA players for the Thanksgiving table. Sucking off Mason Plumlee. The mailbag has it all!!!

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2021

Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The Morrill brothers brawl, Stavros takes a precarious shit on an airplane, and the knicks are starting to scare us (plus the lakers suck, thanksgiving talk, and much more)

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2021

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie Check out Cookies Hoops @cookieshoops.com/ Sam’s out this week but don’t fret daddy Stavvy’s got a crossover with the cookies Hoops Boys Andrew Kuo and Ben Detrick just for you! The Fellas just wrote a banger of a new book called “The Joy of Basketball” and we spend a nice fat hour twenty reminiscing about manu ginobili, the AI/Melo nuggets, lightly slander Julius in Sam’s absence, and generally have a meeting of the some of the hardest dick basketball minds in existence

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2021

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys reunite to talk mostly about a game between the knick and Cavs

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2021

Bonus Episode every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie The boys are back. Sam makes some very measured predictions. Stav attempts to podcast through a drug and pizza haze Full Video @ youtube.com/poddontlie

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2021

Friend of the pod, sneaker head, and hilarious comic Rob Haze stops by to discuss his beloved Lakers looking and defend some truly dogshit old players on the top 75 list. Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2021

THE SEASON STARTS TOMORROW!!!! (OR TODAY DEPENDING ON WHEN WE PUT THIS UP) we rank our western conference teams. did we slander your fave? probably!! Go to patreon.com/PodDontLie for a BONUS episode every week!

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2021