THE MIDDLETON ASTERISK W/ Ben Detrick

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Giannis Antetokounmpo, the NBA's best player, was unfortunately eliminated from the playoffs despite becoming the first player in NBA history to post 200 points, 100 rebounds and 50 assists in a single series-- he accumulated 237 points (for an average of 33.9 per game), 103 rebounds (14.7 per game) and 50 assists for a team that was missing its second All Star, Khris Middleton, who's scoring and perimeter defense surely would have provided the very slight bump Giannis needed to overcome an ultimately fraudulent Boston Celtics team that benefited from lucky shooting and a generous whistle in the closeout game 7 of this classic series, that saw Al Horford very suspiciously post his career high in playoff scoring at the age of at 35. At the present time there is no investigation planned by the league to examine Horford's sudden-- and possibly chemically induced-- rejuvenation.

Ben Detrick joins us to discuss this result, the future of his beloved Sixers, and preview the conference championships.

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0:00.0	They're talking about a skin fall, they're fucking dumb as shit.
0:09.0	They don't know about a skin fall, but they will make dumb as jokes.
0:20.0	Hello everybody and welcome to pod don't lie with just stop this month.
0:25.0	Sam is on hiatus doing some shit.
0:28.0	He'll come back, he'll tell you all about it.
0:31.0	And look, I don't I don't want to do this episode.
0:36.0	Okay.
0:37.0	There was nothing in me that wanted to fucking wake up.
0:41.0	Basketball is dead to me.
0:43.0	Okay, I don't even like it that much.
0:45.0	I realized it's a stupid sport.
0:47.0	The NBA is fixed.
0:50.0	I don't care.
0:52.0	But listen, I knew I couldn't delay long and also you fucking animals.
0:57.0	I was traveling.
0:58.0	So I wasn't really ducking you, you Boston pieces of shit.
1:01.0	And don't think by the way, just because the bucks lost that I'm going to stop hating
1:05.0	or I'm going to admit anything I said earlier was wrong.
1:08.0	Because I'm fucking not.
1:10.0	And we're going to get into the intricacies and the reasons why I'm not going to do that.
1:13.0	Throughout this podcast, Boston can still suck my dick.
1:16.0	I'm still rooting for your downfall.
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