GIANNIS - THE FUTURE KING OF NEW YORK???

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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The Morrill brothers brawl, Stavros takes a precarious shit on an airplane, and the knicks are starting to scare us (plus the lakers suck, thanksgiving talk, and much more)

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0:00.0	They're talking basketball. They're fucking dumb as shit. They're talking basketball. But they will make dumb as jokes.
0:19.6	Hello everybody and welcome to poddon't lie with salmon stov. The boys are fucking back.
0:25.5	Nice little fucking brisk Halloween. Thanks giving week. Sammy my boy. We're getting in there.
0:32.4	I can't wait. Yeah, it's awesome. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Do you have plans?
0:36.4	Just family. My parents did the classic thing with a terrified of cove and we all have to,
0:42.1	you know, everyone has to be triple boosters. Show up with a PCR test hilarious.
0:49.1	And then for some reason they invited like 25 people and I'm like, why would you do this?
0:53.5	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Keep it small. That's so funny. Yeah. That's a real authentic.
1:01.3	That's a real authentic Jewish Thanksgiving is like everyone has to have the PCR tests.
1:09.7	I'm already just like, oh, I thank God I found a 10, you know, because you want to find a place.
1:15.3	You go to like urgent care. You're waiting for two hours for that. Dude, you can get a
1:19.4	I found I found it in an out one now. Oh, I love it. A little secret. I there's there's a I was getting
1:26.2	test. I mean, I've been getting tested a lot because I'm on the road obviously, but I you can just
1:30.8	get them. You can just do your own test. Like you can buy them at CBS. I know, but those got
1:35.2	recall the one. There's ones at CBS that like 40 bucks a test and they don't. So my girlfriend
1:42.1	takes the test and she fucking comes up positive and she's furious. She's like, what the fuck?
1:49.2	And I'm just like, ah, you don't have it. I'm just like, you know, I don't I don't think she
1:52.4	has it. I know I know people get it without symptoms. But I was like, I just don't think you have it.
1:57.6	And you know, we take another one of those tests. She goes negative. And like, I feel a little
2:02.0	better. There we go. Then we go to get her a test the next day. And believe me, this is not a fun
2:06.4	12 hours. We're all together. You know, she's like, why would you do this to me? And I'm like,
2:12.3	I didn't make the fucking test. And then we're at the place. She gets a test. She's negative. And
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