They're talking about a scared ball, they're fucking dumb as shit, they're talking about a scared ball, but they will make dumb as jokes.

Hello everybody and welcome to Pod Don't Lie with Sam and Stav. We are back at it, you motherfucker sorry for my absence.

I had a lot of shit going on, I was officiating a wedding on Friday, I had to travel down to Baltimore Thursday to do the rehearsal dinner and then Saturday, we had the the Halkus, the Halkus family sort of our Christmas slash our grandma's birthday, my brothers, their girlfriends, my cousin, her girlfriend, everywhere the whole family kind of came through.

We had just redecorated my mom's little, my mom, my grandma have a little like girls cave, they took my brothers, they took my little brothers room once you moved out and they're like, fuck it, we're putting a TV a couple lazy boys in here.

So I like for Christmas, I like because but but it was like, it was my little brother, you know, my fucking mentally ill artist little brothers room from high school, so he had like all these like paint it like they look like primitive cave paintings directly on the wall, they had all this trash and I was like, I was like, you guys look like you're living in your squatting in a crack house right now.

It was literally just my mom and my grandma with like a TV on some old ass furniture, I was like, for Christmas, we're going to just redecorate this room.

So dude, we got it all, we fuck I had a guy come in there, they took out this disgusting carpet that had been there since, you know, the George HW Bush administration, they took that, they took that out, they put in new floors, they repainted, we mounted it was nice, it's really nice now.

Got the girls a couple, I got the girls and I key a couch. Yeah, it was nice, dude, it was, it was honestly, and you know, I was paranoid of course, because we have like a New York City COVID outburst again, it seems like, but I tested negative three times.

So I got to I did the Abbott at home test and then I went and I got a rap and I have not gotten a PCR yet. I had diarrhea for like a week straight and I was tired, but I'm like, I'm also just, I'm just just this how I always am.

Right. Yes. Tough one is tough when the COVID symptoms are like, yeah, that's like, what do you think I'm not going to have diarrhea flying to Dallas?

Well, yeah, I don't want to do just a joke for my act, but the symptoms for COVID just describe being a fat person.

It's like aches and pains, shortness of breath, diarrhea. It's like, yeah, that is what my life is like.

Or an alcoholic. Yeah, or an alcoholic.

And I'll say, yeah, I fucking, I the first class ticket I was in Boston for, you know, I was in Boston. I was a pretty cheap first class ticket.

Yeah, because it's a 25 minute flight. No, no Boston to Dallas.

Oh, to that. Ooh, look at you.

Yeah, well, it was pretty, it was pretty cheap. So it was like, fuck it, let's dance.

And then I, uh, I got wine drunk in that, uh, in that first class cabin night flight, watched the Lakers, maps game, the game that we talk, kind of hinted that we might go to before all this COVID non-sensory.

Right, right, right. It was no Luca, but it was a great game. The Lakers actually kind of came together before falling apart.

But did I got wine drunk in first class? This is how fucking is what a disaster I was. I was like, I got glass for.

And, uh, and it's like shitty wine. Of course, I've had that. I've had that wine. Absolutely.

So the flight attendant saw me spill all over myself and he hands me a tied pen. What a fucking bench.

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