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PATREON PREVIEW - ALL WE NEED IS A LITTLE LUCK

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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The episode starts recapping some of the excellent games that took place the last two days, and ends with Sam having a breakdown

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0:00.0

They're talking about a skidfall, they're fucking dumb as shit, they're talking about a skidfall, but they will make dumb as jokes.

0:20.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Poddon Live with Sam and Stav. We are coming at you mother fuckers live.

0:26.0

Greek Independence Day Eve, Sam, I don't know if you know that, but tomorrow the 25th of March, that's when we told those Ottoman cock suckers to eat our fat little nuts and sent them packing from Greece.

0:41.0

We put your feet up on those pieces of shit and the term came from. That's right.

0:47.0

Yes, it's Greek Independence Day this weekend. It's also my little brother's bachelor party. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh, I know this.

0:54.0

You're part of it. You're part of it because my brother's a comedy fan. So we're putting together a comedy show for him and then we're getting stakes afterwards.

1:01.0

Literally tomorrow we're going to smack down. Dude, we're having like we're having like a little kids like. Smackdown. I thought it was on Thursday. It's Friday now.

1:10.0

I don't know. They're they're taping. They're maybe they're just recording it at Barclays on Friday, but yeah, we're going to smack down and then then we're going.

1:19.0

Are you in a wrestling or is it more your brother? We're not I mean, we're not into wrestling, but it's just like we're like we were when we were kids and it's like my brother's kind of like he's not a strip club guy. He's not like, you know, he doesn't want to do. He doesn't really drink. He doesn't, you know, he's he's kind of like, you know, my brother's a strength coach.

1:37.0

Like literally he's a fucking strength coach. It sounds like a way more fun bachelor party. It's going to be way better because I'm not going to be horrifically hung over. I'm not going to spit. I'm not going to spend $4,000 to get sucked off in the champagne room of whatever strip club we go to.

1:54.0

I'm my pockets will be better off. My body will be better off and it'll be awesome because it's basically like a little the ultimate little kids weekend because we rented a big house in Queens.

2:05.0

We, you know, we got like we got we're going to smack down. We're going, you know, comedy show because my brother's a comedy fan and then Sunday we are going and I'll have some reportage straight from this. We're we're we're watching Hornets nets at barclays and thank you.

2:28.0

You're just living at barclays this week. I know. Well, we that wasn't the plan. I also would have gotten the fucking I would have gotten them and Kyrie should be playing or that's what I was going to say. It's Kyrie's home debut. We didn't know it when we bought the tickets. We bought these, you know, a month or so ago. And we we got we got rewarded by Eric Adams. Eric Adams has decided to he's doing it for the Yankees and he's lucky. He's lucky that these that he is lucky that New York cares about the Yankees. Yeah.

2:56.0

No one cares about the fucking, but the fucking nets. I know I was like kind of like good though. It's ridiculous. It's time. It's like, yeah, especially. Yeah. It's it is just a stupid rule. The only thing that I was thinking was, I mean, and I said it before. It's like, it's not even about COVID safety. It's about like, well, why is Kyrie get special treatment compared to the guys that sacrificed for their team because there were guys who didn't want to get the vaccine who took it because they didn't want to

3:26.0

you know, but anyway, that's not here nor there, but he still lost money. I mean, he lost money. He lost a lot of money. And also he's fresh for the playoffs. They got Seth Curry on the team now. KD looks is just talking so much shit. Like it is. It's making me enjoy him on a new level. Like this. He's always been a shit talker, but this new level of shit talking is like, yeah. And he's calling everyone you're tiny now.

3:55.5

Tiny, but it's like your dick is three inches is awesome. I love that. Yeah, I mean, he's doing it to do it like Roy so Neil who are not small people. Not small people, not bad defenders.

4:06.5

I mean, that's kind of his calling card is as a defender. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so yeah. I mean, KD has been playing fucking out of his mind since he's been back. He's been playing a lot of minutes. I'm

4:17.2

I mean, pardon me, he's worried about him, but it's also. Are you? I'm worried about his health just because the guy is traditionally. Traditionally gets hurt. He's been playing a ton of minutes. A lot of 40 minute nights. Yeah, I think Steve Nash has said. I mean, look, and if they said anyone to blame for that, it is Kairi. Let's be real. Yeah, and KD has said multiple times. Like, I don't give a fuck. He's like, fucking put me out there. I'll die. He said, he's not out there. I know, but he's not the fucking coach.

4:46.1

Like any competitor is going to say that shit. That's true. That's a good. Nash is your job to keep him healthy to get a ring because if now it's funny. This season went from like low pressure for Steve Nash to again, very high pressure. Yeah, because if you have a healthy KD and Kairi, and you don't at least make the finals. It's a failure. Oh, I don't know if it's a failure. I mean, without without. I mean, the finals. I don't know Eastern. I guess you're right. I guess you're I guess. But dude, there's good.

5:16.0

That is the best duo in the East. By a lot. That's true. That's true. But when we start talking a lot, when we start talking about trios, you know who the best trio in the fucking league in the East, I know that when you're talking about the two best closers on a court anytime, like when our playoff games won in the fourth quarter, when you need someone who can create a shot, there's no one that is fucking closers last night, no job, fucking Marant, they lose to the fucking Grizzlies. And shout out to the Grizzlies, a fat cocked person

5:46.0

and I'll give them that's credit. I watched that game. They they came back like the Grizzlies fucking went up on them big in the first quarter. And then the third quarter, the nets were just, I mean, they were just chipping away from there. And they got it to be a Thai game. They were leading. And then fucking you got to give the credit. The Grizzlies a lot of credit. Now they're very they're very deep. They're very tough. I mean, there was a stretch. There was a stretch where Andre Drummond was going off in the third where they kept trying to double KD. That's correct. I mean, that was a stretch. That was a stretch for Andre Drummond was going off in the third where they kept trying to double KD.

6:16.0

They worried and play in that game. They sure don't have Simmons who they might not have all, I mean, if they don't have Simmons at all this year, that is kind of hilarious. That's really funny. And yeah, what have we, I don't know if we've talked about it on the podcast, but he has a, he got an epidural. Yeah, not good. We did a herniated disc, which is not good. Very, very bad. So, yeah, I mean, I don't know, man, they're like, that's okay. It's not your right. Are we kind of sleeping on the Grizzlies, by the way?

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