They're talking about a skin fall, they're fucking dumb as shit, they're talking about a skin fall, but they will make dumb as jokes.

Hello everybody and welcome to Pad Don't Lie with Sam and Stav.

I love Sammy, I'm motherfucking pissed off right now, okay pal?

Has nothing to do with hoops.

First of all, I'm in Las Vegas, I was in Wise Guys.

I got to tell you I was a little worried about the numbers, they were looking brutal, but

a lot of walk-ups, a lot of day of sales.

The Thursday, we got to like 50 people, you can get 50 in a small room on a Thursday, you're fine.

So my spirits were up, I see one of my buddies came in from LA to hang out because I decided to big dick it.

I mean you can see sort of my room behind me, I'm in a little fucking suite here, one of these like on the strip hotels, I said fuck it, I'm in Vegas.

Let me go all the way out.

So I'm feeling good, we're texting each other, you know, I had a nice night, I went to the pepper mill diner, have you been there?

I don't know, I think it sounds familiar, I know I've been at diners in Vegas.

It's like that super neon old school, the waitresses all have like old school uniforms, but they're all like young and hot.

So it's like, you know, instead of an old lady and like a weird suspenders and like a short shorts, it's like, it's nice.

It does something for your brain where you're like, oh, this is what it must have been felt like in the 50s when it's like that aesthetic, but it's like, oh it is women you want to sexually harass.

I didn't, let me be clear, but it's your brain is like, oh yeah, yeah, touch, you know, they're dressed like an old waitress, but they're hot.

Modern brain, modern brain prevents the situation.

Yeah, modern brain 50s penis.

You know, the end with all penis.

The end of all penis, you're right.

Anyway, I'm feeling fucking great, I'm texting my pal Sam, and you're good to go right away, let's fuck it up.

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