They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb as shit.

They're talking basketball, but they will make dumb as jokes.

Hello, everybody, and welcome to Paddle Live with Sam and Stav,

International Edition Motherfuckers.

I'm coming to you straight from beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia right now.

I had to jump through all of Trudeau's fucking hoops to get into this country

so that I can play a club in the suburbs.

I mean, I don't know what the fuck it's called. It's called, I don't know.

I gotta say that it's kind of nice for a suburb.

Vancouver's an interesting city, man.

I'm excited to be in the general metro area, even if I'm not in the mix.

Vancouver's great beautiful city, clear skies.

As a New Yorker, you go outside and the air just smells like dog shit.

Yeah, you get to Vancouver and you're like, oh, this is an air smell.

You forget.

I know, like I'm in a suburb that like if this was America, this would be so shitty.

But I look at this suburb, it's like the houses look nice.

Like I'm in a really nice fucking big-ass tower.

I'm overlooking some kind of water.

Like I don't know, man.

It's feeling nice. It's feeling gorgeous.

It's weird, man. It's cold again in New York.

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