PRE TRADE DEADLINE EXTRAVAGANZA

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The boys are back to tack the awful blazers deal, the good cavs deal, rumors floating around the league, and of course, discuss how much one of them wants to get jacked off by a certain memphis guard with a short wingspan

sorry about the audio quality in the beginning the boys are bi-coastal

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0:00.0	They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb as shit, they're talking basketball, but they will make dumb as jokes.
0:19.6	Hello everybody and welcome to Paddon Live with Sam and Stav.
0:24.3	Fucking trade deadline week. I'm out here, Sam. I gotta tell you I'm in a great mood. I just
0:29.6	Well, I was in a horrible mood. I was in Sacramento, great club, punchline sick. You're going there in a
0:34.8	couple weeks, right? I'll be there. Yeah, I heard your name. My ears perked up. Um, great club,
0:41.0	great shows, love, love everybody over there. But I fucking, I've always chastised you for
0:46.4	sometimes you're too much of a Delta loyalist. And this time I said, I want to find the Burbank
0:52.1	Airport because it's easier than LAX. No Delta flights. Let me go Southwest. Southwest
0:58.0	fucked my ass cheeks. I've been fucked by them in the ass cheeks as well, my friend.
1:03.4	Absolutely, blown to smithereens. I had a two hour delay. I'm just in the fucking Sacramento
1:09.6	airport. Honestly, though, I was reading about all these trades. So it was a little something,
1:13.8	you know, I'm saying something, but Delta, maybe LAX would have been a little more annoying,
1:18.3	but you would have gotten it in on time. Yeah. So, but the good news is I'm here in LA for a week.
1:23.0	It's my birthday week. I had a break in between the West Coast shows since it's super
1:27.4	weekend and in my birthday. So I just took the week off. Birthday is is the 11th Friday. That's
1:32.4	right. Yeah, 11. So I have a break. So I just said, let me get a fucking, I checked into a sick
1:38.8	Airbnb. I checked in, had great reviews. You know, when you get somewhere and it's fucking is
1:43.6	even better than you think it's going to be this plan. Dude, so it looks great in the pictures.
1:48.6	This guy, he's got fucking, he's got little granola bars. He's got a little fucking snack,
1:54.7	a basket of little snacks. He's got a wine with a little fucking placard that says enjoy your stay.
2:01.3	There's little, there's little great. You take a one sip and pass out and he just comes in and
2:06.0	again. He just like, yeah, I wake up. The backyard is fucking incredible. I'm like, I'm at the top
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