IAN KARMEL RETURNS!

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Ian is the head writer for the Late Late Show with James Corden and the biggest Blazers fan we know. We talk the Blazers future, Sam obviously weasels in some Knicks talk, LeBron's big night, and we even regretfully speak kindly about the Celtics briefly.

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0:00.0	They're talking basketball. They're fucking dumb as shit. They're talking basketball. But they will make dumb as jokes.
0:20.0	Hello and welcome to PodDon't Lie. I'm so happy to be joined by our guest today. Unfortunately,
0:25.6	before I introduce, I have to tell you that Stavvy is having a hell travel day. So he was really
0:30.8	excited to be here and he can't because you're a guy we talk about a ton. Biggest Blazers fan
0:37.7	in the history, head writer for Gordon, hilarious stand up. Give it up for Ian Carmel to our listeners.
0:45.1	You just had a hilarious set on our show the other day. It was so great to see you in person.
0:49.4	I was excited to see you. I knew I knew when I do it. I was like, I'll get to see like what you've
0:53.9	done Conan. So I know you like, you're like, oh, I'll get to see like Lori Kilmarden. Yeah,
0:57.6	I Lee. And it's like, that's like a fun part is like, oh, thank God. Because that's bringing
1:02.2	bringing a guest during COVID times to anything is a nightmare. That's, oh, they have to test,
1:08.8	right? And like, and I've like go through all these hoops and everything. I was so stressed,
1:13.2	man. I almost did it in, I think, early January. I almost had Gordon instead. And then I was like,
1:18.5	I can't do that date. And he tested positive. Oh, thank God. I didn't. That would have been the
1:23.5	worst. Now, it's just hanging out with nothing to do. We should, he's had COVID now. We should
1:30.9	just be able to, we should have an open like a green room. Anyone should be able to come at this
1:35.9	point. Where we're going to get him sick again. He's not going to get. Has everyone had it there?
1:40.0	Have you had it? I never had it. I'm starting to think that whatever this like blood type
1:45.8	shit, I read some theory that if like you have like typo positive blood, it's like harder to get.
1:51.7	Because I've never had COVID. I'm vaccinated and boosted. But I've been doing shit.
1:59.2	Yeah. You know, I went to like, I was in New York. I went to a Broadway play and like,
2:03.1	what do you say? I saw company. It's incredible. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good.
2:09.3	This is what I think we should probably just spend the whole thing talking about
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