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Pod Don't Lie

SAMMY'S RETURN

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Bonus Episodes @ patreon.com/PodDontLie

Sammy pops in to catch the PDL family up on his ongoing summer sabbatical, talk finals, hear some very uncharitable words about his grandparents, and-- of course-- shoe horn in some Knicks talk

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0:00.0

They're talking about a skin fall, they're fucking dumb as shit, they don't know about a skin fall, but they will make dumb as jokes.

0:20.0

Hello everybody and welcome to Paddle Live with Sam and stop. The gang is back.

0:25.0

Oh, it feels like old times were both in our homes. This honestly this might be the first time I've done it from my fucking house in a while.

0:32.0

Oh no, I guess I did the one with with Quo we just I just had our Andrew Quo on who you remember we had that great episode.

0:37.0

The the Nick's the Nick centric talk, but it's nice.

0:40.0

Follow him on Twitter now. He's great. He's fucking great. I'm enjoying it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

0:46.0

I love NBA hot takes. He's the best. I love both those guys. The cookies guys are so great.

0:52.0

But Sammy, we got Sammy back in the mix. It feels good to me. We miss you too, dude. We needed to get one in the playoffs.

1:01.0

Our buddy, our buddy, Sam is back folks. I was telling them I'm like, I'm like the dad whose friend whose wife is going is going off on like.

1:10.0

She like she's like on the Bahamas. She's having an affair with like her hot coworker and I'm just trying to keep the family together.

1:18.0

You're still getting her groove back, but it's it's like if Stella left her husband with 2000 Patreon subscribers to keep happy.

1:28.0

You know, I'm like, guys, I'm feeding everybody echoes. My hair is disabled. I'm late for work. I'm I'm missed the big meeting.

1:36.0

You know what I mean? Like Kramer versus Stavvy. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. It's nice to have you back, Sammy.

1:44.0

We got a whole fucking playoff stuff. Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, there's so much going on. I've been watching the games obviously. And I I thought you're you're tweeting from the pot.

1:54.0

Don't I can't just going off the Boston Boston wars. This is a anger. I know. It's really our fault. I don't know. This is we've honestly we've had pretty good years overall.

2:06.0

And I think God is taking us down a peg because I just can't get excited for these fucking finals at all. But I mean, low key kind of rooting for the Warriors. I can't believe it.

2:18.0

I can't like every time I try and figure out who I'm rooting for, just my brain shuts off before you know what I'm rooting for?

2:26.0

I'm rooting for is for Steph to get a finals MVP because he doesn't have one. I can't do that. I like I like to see finals MVP. I can't do it. I can't do it. Everyone is sucking every every okay. I am fuck it.

2:38.0

The suck off has started everywhere. And and I am ready to be a hater on both of these fucking teams. Everyone is talking about this is the hardest.

2:47.0

Oh, it's the hardest path. Anyone has had to fuck it. Everyone is sucking Jason Tatum's cock. By the way, Jimmy Butler should have won. That would have been the only funny part would have been if Jimmy Butler won the inaugural Larry bird trophy for the Easter conference finals, which is like, you know what?

3:01.0

You know what? Okay, name that one. I like naming that one after Larry bird and naming the Western one after magic. That's cool.

3:07.0

And having Cedric Maxwell give it out was the funniest part. They're like the Larry bird trophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like here's Cedric Maxwell. Larry bird is somewhere shot gunning natty lights in India.

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