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🗓️ 10 December 2021
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Sam starts to lose faith, Stavros recovers from mushrooms and fried foods, and Tyler Jenkins of the Memphis Grizzlies fucks
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0:00.0 | They're talking about a skidfall, they're fucking dumb mess shit, they're talking about a skidfall, but they will make dumb mess jokes. |
0:20.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to PodDon't Lie with Sam and Stav. |
0:24.0 | Another travel edition, the boys are fucking all over the fucking place. Sam, you're in Miami. I'm in fucking Boston, the beautiful South, South Boston seaport right now. |
0:35.0 | Oh, you got those good, you got those good options though. I mean like a lot of good. Oh, I gotta send you Vitor and I got the best lobster I've ever had there. |
0:43.0 | Okay, that's what I like to hear. That's what I like to hear. I'm in Boston. Yeah, I'm a I'm a laugh Boston and I fucking barely made it. Dude, I so I had the special Monday went great thing. You know, it was great. Thank you if anybody any of the hard dick 1700 were over there. Thank you for buying a ticket. It went really great. I can't wait to have more updates. Yeah, it's gonna be good man. I'm really I'm really feeling good about it. Did it in an old Masonic lodge? So there was, you know, there was some fucking |
1:13.0 | weird fucked up demonic energies around, you know, that I feel like I harnessed for this. You know, dude, a Masonic lodge in Hollywood in the 1920s. You know, I mean, they are so far from any oversight whatsoever. |
1:28.0 | They were like the forefathers of the modern like Epstein movement. There's like, it really felt like there was there was like a weird pentagram on the like in the 20s. It's like, it's like, you know, they were do they were completely. There was no, you know, no oversight whatsoever. I feel bad for those for whatever children ended up on like an alter in the you know, they were in those goat heads and getting their dick sucked by children and they're dude. |
1:57.0 | They were, they were, they were, they were again, they were doing some fucked up shit. But hey, it looked cool. It was better than doing it at a, you know, at a theater. Everybody uses. So I wanted it to have a distinctive vibe and so important. I think for specials to look different. Like I'm gonna shoot my next one in this venue. I already know it and no one's done it yet. That's important. That's fucking sick. |
2:17.0 | People will copy me with this venue. Look at it. So fucking good. That's what I will. You want to be the first guy though. You know, that's, that's, you know, they'll copy you. But it's like, hey, I did it first bitch suck me off. You're Ray Jay. They can all be Kanye West. |
2:29.0 | And lose their minds. |
2:33.0 | Well, has anyone checked up on Ray Jay? Do we know how he's doing? I think he's doing okay. I think listen, mental health wise, he's doing better than Kanye. I'm pretty sure about that. |
2:41.0 | It's not really rich though. I mean, that is true. But at a certain point, when your mind goes to pure pudding, what does it matter being rich? That's true. You know, but if you're gonna go, if you're gonna go crazy, do it on a private jet. I agree with you there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If Ray Jay is just as insane than yes, you want to be. |
2:59.0 | For sure. But if he's got even a little bit of his faculties left. Although, I don't know who knows Kanye's one. Kanye's ones, you know, so loft prescription away from being normal again, maybe. |
3:10.0 | We did. We did. I did a boss and I was in that hotel. You're in and I remember someone called my, because someone called my hotel room. They just guess what hotels and they call my room and said, the fucking show sold out. What the fuck? |
3:24.0 | And I was like, in my underwear, it's a very vine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like, I'm like, what the fuck man? I got the front desk. I'm like, you can't just call the room. Of course, that's when you have to ask for his number and then just put it on the internet. |
3:36.0 | And be like, you got a doc's mother. Be like, this is my number. Call me. I'd love to hear from my fans. |
3:45.0 | Just getting fucking nonstop calls. But yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. I mean, dude, I barely made it here because I. So specials on Monday, Tuesday, you know, you need a little day to blow off some steam, do a bunch of mushrooms, eat a bunch of donuts, go on a hike. |
4:05.0 | I was out of my fucking mind all day, Tuesday. Then I have to get on, on a plane Wednesday, just wildly hungover, just like so, you know, because I went, you go hard the day after the special because I have, dude, I had been sober like four or five weeks leading up because I was just like, I need to just focus. I'm barely like, I just need the fucking. |
4:25.0 | I do not get it. We treat it like athletes a little even really what we really could kind of get fucked up and still we could easily get fucked up. But it's like, it's, we like to pretend that our lives have like stakes, like it's the playoffs. Like that is, it's such a dork, like basketball, fucking like fan shit. But I was like, yeah, I was like leading up to it as the playoffs. And like this week is the finals. Like, that's literally how I was approaching it. |
4:46.0 | Where I was like, it's just me. No, no distractions. No family. No, I'm not getting any pussy whatsoever. I'm going, I'm going Jimmy Butler mode where it's like, I'm ignore, you know, I'm getting nice texts from my cousin. I'm like, shut up bitch. It's time to win. It's fucking winning time. I don't need your well wishes. |
5:05.0 | I need to remember like back in the day, so I felt that he used to like run like like he was in Rocky training for Carson sets. And I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure you could just work on the sets. I don't know yet. I get the optical. You couldn't help. Yeah, I get what you're doing. But at the same time, like, I, I never did that. No, do a lot of comics. They never did that. That was totally me where it was like, I'm, I really like in terms of the grand scheme of my life. This did not like, I'm not going to say Bender. |
5:34.5 | But like, I'm losing control of shit because it's like, I've been on the fucking like, I've been on the road so much that's like all the good habits and all the like every like, you know how this did just survive when you're gone every weekend. You're just like, I just need to be like, like, I just need to survive. So it's like, you know, even if I don't get too, too fucked up, it's like, I'm going to eat a little like shit. I'm going to whatever. |
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