They're talking about a skin fall, they're fucking dumbass shit, they're talking about a skin fall, but they will make dumbass jokes.

Hello everybody and welcome to pod don't lie with. Just stop actually this week. So Sammy our beautiful boy look as you guys know me and Sammy been very busy constantly on the road. We're trying to get so famous that this little bullshit podcast we kind of do as an afterthought blows up by accident. We hit 2000 patrons 2000 hard dick the hard dick 2000

We're getting there we have to we still have to figure out a way to our patreon promise was actually to give Stan van Gundy to solicit him for sex when we hit 2000 now we decided to do that and I apologize I'm getting I'm getting fucking weird. I'm on slack you guys have slack. I'm sure you do you guys have bullshit office jobs. Anyway, I got slack to talk to a couple of my friends that I'm working on.

I'm working on a project with and I don't know how to fucking turn off. I don't know how to turn off the fucking little noises. It goes like you guys know that shit slack. It's like aim. If you work at a bullshit startup or whatever. Anyway, whatever I delete I fucking closed it.

The point is the podcast is doing very well. We are listeners keep going up. Our me and Sam's careers are going really well and we promise Stan van Gundy that we we promise that if we got 2000

subscribers, we would solicit Stan van Gundy for sex. Unfortunately, that was before I read Stan van Gundy really started using Twitter a lot. When we started the podcast, he was still coaching in the NBA, so we figured we could tweet at him and he wouldn't realize it now he's fucking on Twitter all the time, just owning Republicans, which shout out to stand for anyway, that's neither here nor there the point is me and Sam are trying to get it going and Sam has a really cool very interesting career opportunity this month.

That he unfortunately will likely take him make it on a make him unable to do pod don't lie. He pre-record his other podcast, the nature of this podcast, though, obviously is that, you know, we can't fucking pre-record eight episodes or whatever the fuck during the playoffs. How fucking hilarious would that be? It's the middle of the playoffs. It's the finals.

Yannis is fucking dunk in his nuts into Deandre Aiden's mouth for a second year in a row and we're over here and we're like, yeah, dude, honestly, the fucking the trailblazers were pretty good back in the day, dude, fucking

wookie blalock was good. You know, we're like, dude, you know, who was fucking underrated was fucking Damon Stautomire. Imagine we're doing that in the middle of the playoffs. So anyway, Sammy, this is all this all happened kind of quick, kind of up in the air. We were trying to record one.

Kind of farewell for the month episode with Sam, but COVID fucked my ass up a little bit yesterday and he, he was just kind of busy. He's out there, you know, we're both very busy guys. So anyway, it fell apart. We tried to do it yesterday. We couldn't figure out a time to do it.

So now what we're going to do and and I was going to wait and find a guest, whatever, but look, it's the fucking playoffs.

You know, you can mother fuckers need instant analysis. You need to hear at least one of the brightest minds and fucking basketball talking about the fucking bucks smashing, ramming their fucking beautiful her suit, deer penises into the fucking leprechaunas bitch ass fucking Celtics,

fuck the Celtics. I know you needed to hear me react to game one. Okay, because you know, game twos about to happen. Some of the fucking some of my enthusiasm might wane by the time fucking game two comes. I don't know.

I'll make my prediction on game two at the end of my fucking analysis.

But we have a lot to talk about all four series. We have a game one in the second round of the playoffs. We've seen we've seen a game one.

Some surprises, some stuff that happened, you know, kind of how you'd expect. In fact, I would say other than the buck Celtics, which everyone's sucking off the fucking Celtics, you fuck Boston. Let me just say that, man, fuck the media.

Every fucking asshole who has a big platform is from fucking Boston or has some ties to fucking New England. These cock suckers gave Marcus smarts overrated as defensive player of the year. Everyone's talking about, oh, the Celtics have been the best team in basketball.

Suck my fucking dick, fuck the Celtics. They ran into the fucking champs. Okay, a couple days ago, those little fucking cock suckers ran into a motivated yonus at the combo. And by the way, a fucking team that clamped their bitch asses up. Okay.

There is three players off the top of my head on the fucking bucks that are better defense than fucking Marcus smart with his little fucking green tipped hair.

The braids look cool, but in the fucking Afro, he just looks fucked up. He looks like one of those fucking one of those black kids. Remember, like, there's all these like one kid who would get into like slipknot, you know, he's definitely got fucking shops at hot topic black kid.

Um, that there's always like the weird friend group where it was like just an obese girl with the lip ring, the black hot topic guy or a black anime guy, either one of those, um, who else is in there, randomly one.

There'd always be like one kid who was weirdly good at sports. He was like that. Like one of those nightmare before Christmas, long sleeve kids, but also was like a fucking, you know,

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