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GIANNIS IS KING, CP IS A JESTER AND HARDEN IS NOT WASHED YET w/ Jamel Johnson

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Bonus Episodes Every Week @ patreon.com/PodDontLie

Jamel week continues here on Pod Don't Lie as the big dog subs in for Sam to recap this weekend’s action (and also discuss the Kings of Comedy for 10 minutes)

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0:00.0

They're talking about a skin fall, they're fucking dumbass shit, they're talking about a skin fall, but they will make dumbass jokes.

0:20.0

Hello everybody and welcome to PodDon't Lie with Stop and Friends. Maybe that's what we'll call it this month.

0:26.0

PodDon't Lie with Stop and the Gang. Welcome to Jamel Week here at PodDon't Lie. Mel came in, he fucking, he came in on the on the Patreon, we said, let's get this motherfucker on the wide release.

0:39.0

Let's get this fucking guy in front of in front of 15,000, not just 2000.

0:46.0

I'm ready for arenas, I'm ready to, I'm ready to, this is vicious circle for me.

0:53.0

You know what dude, I actually, the hilarious vicious circle, but I actually did, speaking of comedy and arenas, I did, so yesterday I had a great day, I fucking got,

1:03.0

highest, highest, higher than giraffe pussy, just fucking loaded, start the day with a Northman matinee, okay. That movie fucking rules.

1:16.0

I need that. I wanted it to be, and they kind of marketed it a little bit like it was going to be Viking John Wick where it was going to be like non-stop motherfuckers getting their shit split for, you know, two hours.

1:30.0

It wasn't quite that, but it was still very good. It was the guy, the guy, the director David Eggers, he did that movie, the witch, he did the fucking, the lighthouse, he's on that like weird historical accuracy shit.

1:44.0

Those are two, those are two white ones.

1:46.0

Yes, absolutely very, very white, some incredibly white cinema, but it was, this one was fucking sick because it was like, yeah, because it was like, the witch was about like, you know,

1:58.0

it's like, you know, like colonial mayor, you know, colonial America. And, but he, he takes that shit real seriously. And this is about like, Viking, like the year 900 shit. And it's apparently it's based off of the fucking, the folktale that Shakespeare ripped off for Hamlet.

2:14.0

So it's like all about revenge and shit. He's out there fucking getting fighting a zombie for a mystical sword. Like it's good. It's a little, it's good. It was great shit, especially when you're high as fuck.

2:26.0

Do they have holes? Is there holes in the year 900? You see, you see a little bit, maybe you'll enjoy this. They had white slaves. So that's a nice change of pace.

2:38.0

It was, now it was white on white slavery. So it wasn't, you don't get quite the, yeah, it's not as delicious. Yeah, it would have been nice to see a black owner of a white slave.

2:48.0

Obviously, you don't get that.

2:50.0

I'm writing a script about the one black Viking, who owns it.

2:56.0

You know, apparently a ton of pirates were black. And they, they got, they kind of took slaves all the time. I think that's your, that's the, I think that's the way in, dude. I think that's the way in for white slaves with black pirates.

3:08.0

Oh, I already sent, yeah, yeah, they were, they were terrorizing the fucking like Spain and like just North African pirates and shit were just fucking up. Italy and, you know,

3:19.0

that all led that all led to Jack Harlow.

3:23.0

There is a, yeah, yeah.

3:26.0

What if one of his stories? You know, I think, I think we've gone a little too far on Jack Harlow where it's like,

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