They're talking basketball. They're fucking dumb as shit. They're talking basketball, but they will make dumb as Joe.

Hello everybody and welcome to Pad Don't Lie with Sam and Stav. Back to the travel edition,

Sam is in a fucking beautiful, palatial suite in Richmond, Virginia right now.

It's huge. Yeah, one of the biggest, usually when you're in a big hotel, it's at like a

residence in and it's where like they put a divorce, got you put your like, middle house is dead.

Yes, it's actually like, this is actually not too shabby. I can deal with this.

I love it. Yeah, I, uh, I'm still in Queens right now, but I next week I go to fucking Vegas.

So the tour starts again, man, we're going to be, we're going to be fucking doing nothing,

but travel episodes, uh, starting for the next six weeks through basically till right before

the playoffs. Wow. It's interesting to have like basketball be such a part of your life because

you can just like measure what you're doing according to what part of the season it's going to be.

So damn, I'll be back home for the playoffs and, uh, and finals and hopefully starting the next

phase of my life where I have decided, dude, I don't, I don't know how you've lived like this for

so long because touring one is my first year of just pure every weekend, like take maybe the

one weekend off every like six. And I am ready to, I'm ready to quit comedy at the end of this.

I just look, I do for you. I, yeah, the flights kick my ass, but, uh, and look, this hotel sleep,

it's like bad sleep. It's not real sleep. Yeah. You sleep in one eye open, like fucking

melgips and lethal weapon, but, uh, you know, it is, like it's all about the sets, man,

you make the road money, do the sets. I kind of just like that combination. I just kind of get hooked

on it and I get, and I still hate my act. So it's like it's not like even doing this shit.

Right. It's enough, but I know you mean, and I'm excited because I just, I recorded the special. So

it's like, and I was like, oh, dude, I'm going to be writing all through December and January.

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