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Pod Don't Lie

GONZAGA HATES JOHN STOCKTON

Pod Don't Lie

Stavros Halkias

Comedy, Professional, Sports & Recreation

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Bonus Episodes every week @ patreon.com/poddontlie

Sam's fresh off a plane, and watching the Knicks game. Stav's sweaty from rigorous exercise. We dig into the patreon mailbag a lot in this one. Decided to give you broke mf a lil taste of what it's like to be a member of the hard d*ck 1800.

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0:00.0

They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb mess shit, they're talking about basketball, but they will make dumb mess jokes.

0:20.0

So let's fucking do it. Hello everybody and welcome to POD Don't Lie With Sam and Stav.

0:25.0

We're not even fucking Sam just hopped off the jet. I just fucking got back from a you can see if you're watching on YouTube. I got my titties sweating. I just got back from a wall. Look at those black shirt and hit a little bit. And you know, thank you. Yeah. Thank you. And I wish it was because of strenuous exercises. Not like a leisurely walk to a story a park. But you know what? That's where we're at right now fitness wise folks. Sometimes it's about it's about looking yourself in the mirror and being like, where are we? And it's like, look, if a fucking if a

0:55.0

hour walk gets you feeling like you just did fucking Billy, an hour of Billy blanks typo, then so be it. But it's a matter of getting up out of your fucking house and doing a little exercise.

1:05.8

Dude, I had the same thing. I'm with Gary Vita. We get off the LaGuardia runway. We get down. And it's one of those outdoor drop off. We're going all the way up the thing. I hate that. There was a woman in front of us. She goes, I'm winded. Everyone's at a shape. Yeah. Yeah. We're hurting. We're hurt. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, I rarely take morning flights out.

1:24.8

I'm glad I did. I'm back. You're back. He's not the best feeling when you're just home before like fucking, you know, 3 p.m. That's awesome.

1:31.9

That's why coming back from the West Coast is the worst thing in the world. Because it's like, even if you take a fucking 6 a.m. flight, you don't get home to like, you're not in your house to like four somehow just because of the fucking horrible time change.

1:44.0

I'm looking to some of those return from the West Coast flights. And I'm like arrival 11.57 p.m. This is terrible. I did. Yeah.

1:51.5

If you want to just get a good night's rest on the West Coast, you're, you're getting home at fucking 10 p.m. And by the time you're in your house, forget about it.

1:59.6

And then you're also like wired. You're up because it doesn't feel like you've done anything. It's like you just got to a city. And it's like, well, the day is over. How the fuck did this happen?

2:07.6

Hell, but I will say getting there is always nice. I love getting to the one. You feel like a fucking, a wizard, a fucking time traveler. I can't wait. I can't wait. I am going. I'm going to Vegas.

2:21.5

I'm going to Vegas this Thursday. By the way, go by tickets wise guys comedy club. And then I'm in Sacramento. And then I'm staying on the West Coast. I need a dude. It's like, it's kind of like.

2:31.5

It's kind of like when old Jews moved to Florida. It's the same thing with fat fat comedians going to the West Coast in the winter because there's no way I'm doing exercise. If it's cold outside, you know, although I won't tell you.

2:43.8

Every once in a while, like I used to play hoops outdoors in the winter constantly. And that burn you get like at first it sucks. But when you're walking back and you don't even need. Oh, dude, it's a great feeling. But that's when you're already working out.

2:57.2

When you're when you've got to start a habit and you're looking for a one million excuses. It's like, I can't tell you how many days I've been meaning to walk outside.

3:06.9

And it's been so cold that I'm like, I can't do it. And this morning, I was just like, I am. I had a moment. This was literally a turning point in my life where I

3:17.1

So my little brother had an art show in Baltimore over. How is the show? Yeah, it was great. He was really left things. That's right. He was he was showing his art and it was good. He sold some pieces and meet like first day. He sold a couple pieces and

3:31.9

It went great. And but it was also the kind of thing where, you know, I guess I explained it is funny because of timing. We're doing these episodes pretty close together.

3:41.1

But I went to Baltimore. And then I took a that I tell you how I was getting back. I was going to take a Southwest flight.

3:47.0

10 PM. Come back that night. Come back that night. It was awesome. I felt like I felt like, you know, like fucking like a fucking secret agent. You know what I mean?

3:56.2

Where it's like down to Baltimore down to Baltimore, how kiss is a 007? It's like and it's like you go hang out smoke a joint and look at your brother's art and come back. You know, it's like we need you. We need you to get high outside and, you know, eat your mother's

4:12.0

Spinach pie and then come home. Did you see? Did you see that Roger Moore story that kind of has been circulating? Yes, that was so cool.

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