Sh**ged Married Annoyed

This week on Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie returns from her holiday and practices her Greek out on Chris. Robin has come up with a new Twin Theory and Rafe has a new word for muscles (that actually makes complete sense!). The pair discuss special trainers, turning 40 (almost) and why the podcast might even be too rude for YouTube! All of this plus a beef from Chris and some cracking QFTP’s… Email the podcast [email protected] Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list Instagram: instagram.com/chrisandrosie_/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact [email protected] EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

This week on Shagged. Married. Annoyed Chris and Rosie get to grips with their new studio which involves Rosie figuring out a less obvious way of having a good itch! They discuss a wedding they recently attended, and they share their thoughts on ‘prom season’. Barry shows up for the beefs and Chris explains why he can’t get on board with hanging washing outside. All of this plus some brilliant Questions from the Public…cheese anyone?     Keep sending us your stories, no matter how mad: [email protected] Join our mailing list: https://www.shaggedmarriedannoyed.com/mailing-list TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisandrosie_ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ChrisAndRosieRamsey For Gifting, PR or Media enquiries please contact [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2025

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss back scratching, cheese in eggs, bags for life, something strange Chris witnessed in a toilet and a man that when on a stag with just the clothes on his back! There is so much in this week's episode and that's before they've reached the beefs, Extra Extra and QFTP'S! Enjoy SMAS! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie have a real time domestic and that's before the beefs! They discuss Chris' injury, iced buns, and Chris reveals all after a recent stag do. Beefs are fresh and QTFP involve contraband, running away and some hearing difficulty. Email the podcast [email protected] 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

What happens on a hen do... That's right, Rosie is back from the hen do and ready to spill the tea while Chris prepares for the stag! The couple discuss day drinking, Robin's taste in music and why Chris had to buy a pregnancy test! All this plus some finger sniffing and more toe nail QFTPs! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

On the podcast this week Rosie is multi-tasking as she gets ready for a hen do whilst sharing beefs and reading some brilliant QFTP's! Chris shares a new diagnosis that is causing him some stress (natch) and the pair get mad at North East weather, do some Yodelling and get round to some wacky wacky do da headlines in a newish segment, Extra Extra! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

3…2…1…. it’s lift off on this week’s episode of Shagged, Married, Annoyed! It’s the school holidays and the weather has decided that summer is over…  Rosie’s been doing a *lot* of printing - and Chris is ill and has decided that he will be for the rest of time. Meanwhile, Rafe has been showing his competitive side this week, as well as trying his hand at golf commentary.  Rosie talks us through some of her choices on Taskmaster and Chris has come up with a very frightening quiz…  An old friend pops by during the beefs and QFTPs include mattress mysteries and some very supportive parents.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

On this week’s podcast Chris is feeling under the weather but still manages a new quiz format for Rosie to take part in. Beefs include farts and a new (ish) mattress! QFTP’s cover a very unfortunate shoulder injury, a fire plan and a sh*t story from a Midwife. Also this week Rosie calls on Kate to validate her travelling chip fire school memory. 🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss favourite sandwiches, kids in the pub and their night at The Book Awards! They also have a Taskmaster recap and Rosie brings some Sexy Beast themed Beef! QFTP's involve and old people's home, a tooth brushing ick and some skiving! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss AI and the prospect of living forever. Chris has been talking to Chat GPT whilst Rosie remains sceptical. They chat about filling out forms, green flies and shots! All of this plus a Taskmaster leader board! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

On this week's episode Chris and Rosie are enjoying the heat but come to blows over Quiche. Barry Beef makes an appearance and there's discussions about marathons, collagen, Vampires and happy endings! If you would like to get in touch email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

On the podcast this week Chris makes an executive decision about glasses and reveals his cure for hiccups. Rosie shares her love for The Traitors and shares some potential business ventures. Beefs are buttery and QFTP's involve news from Augusta, a car loss and a nice little ick! EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/sma Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

This week on Shagged, Married, Annoyed - Rosie has been antagonising the pollen gods and Chris is being a brave little boy even though he has a cold. We also discuss Katy Perry’s intergalactic mission - and Chris tells us some space facts which makes everything get quite existential... A weekend away has inspired both this week’s beefs, and QFTPs involve an unusual 80th birthday party, a leather jacket that should never see the light of day and a prankster that took things way, way, waaaaaay too far.  🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on your first Saily data plans! Use code [sma] at checkout. Download Saily app or go to to https://saily.com/sma⛵ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Chris and Rosie are back with another episode of raucous in your ears entertainment…  This week, Chris reveals his shocking mouthwash habits and Rosie has been considering all the negatives of marriage. Things get a little bit tense in the beefs - and Chris gets his questionable Spanish accent out… In QFTPs, we head on a debaucherous stag do in Benidorm and we find out about a science experiment gone wrong… someone please get the industrial carpet cleaner out!  You can get in touch with the podcast by emailing us on [email protected]  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

On this week's podcast Chris reveals his competitiveness and even gets Robin's approval! The pair share the listeners exchange student stories and get to the bottom of their beefs. As well as this there is an April Fool's day discussion and Chris confesses to some controversial train behaviour. Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

On this week's podcast The Ramsey's discuss daily routines, exchange students and their memories of take-aways. QFTP's include a rapids update, a snotty nose and a very anti-social flyer! Get in touch with the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

On this week's podcast Rosie shares her feelings about Chris winning Bake Off... and as you can imagine, she wasn't happy. The pair discuss making the show and even Barry Beef reveals his thoughts on the outcome. All of this plus a whip update, some advert nostalgia with Rosie's Dad, mouldy charcuterie and a story involving dog cameras! Email the podcast at [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

On this week's podcast Chris has some beef with Green Bananas and Kippers! The pair call Sandra to settle a potpourri dispute and Rosie shares some intel on fake ID... is there a documentary in the making? All of this plus some QFTP's which involve strange parenting choices, brushing your teeth with your eyes closed and bogeys! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

On this week's podcast there is some excitement about the Five reunion plus Chris reveals some sad news about a record breaking couple. The pair discuss how difficult Robin's home work has become and why it's not okay to woop every time a bottle of bubbly is opened. If you want to get in touch with Chris and Rosie email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

On this week's podcast the couple discuss Chris' tour (and what Rosie made of the poster!), the return of periods and why Rosie is now singing up to 16 songs per night at Rafe's request. There are some great QFTP's including a trip to Thailand, a dirty tissue and some more 90's parenting. Email the podcast [email protected] For more information on Chris' Tour visit chrisramseycomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

On the podcast this week Rosie has a tailbone update and much to Chris's horror, reveals the bath advice she's been given. The couple discuss 90's parenting, bad gigs and why getting pumped up in a barber's chair is a credible ick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

This week on the podcast Rosie has injured her back and Chris is convinced he’s being gas lit by the kids. Chris shares the joy of a recent trip to McDonalds and the pair discuss 90’s parenting. QFTP's include Cabbage Patch Kids, a hairy ick and a Class A one night stand. Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

This week on the podcast Chris has a new achievement to share and Rosie is feeling different! The pair discuss new tech, a very unusual reason not to go to work and there are even a couple of quick icks! Email the podcast [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

On this week's podcast Chris stops procrastinating and and much to Rosie's delight, books his vasectomy. The couple discuss a controversial record breaker, robots, one egg omelettes and there is even a call from Belinda Beef! Email the podcast [email protected]

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

Chris and Rosie have good and bad news this week and they are both feeling itchy! The pair share some exciting news and there is also a cameo from Robin Ramsey. They chat sandwiches, splinters, Mr Trebus and ghosts. To get in touch with the podcast email [email protected]

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss post Christmas blues and why they shouldn't come as a surprise. Chris shares his ideas for a new book and Rosie plays some brilliant beat boxing clips care of Robin and Rafe! Beefs get sweaty and QFTP's involve a burning bum, an electrician and a Rosie's Mystery! All of this plus some thoughts on Heaven!

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

It's the first episode of 2025! Chris and Rosie return to discuss their Christmas and how Fortnite and Warhammer have made their way in to the Ramsey Household. Beef's involve Rosie's cough and Chris shares a recent ick. QTFP's involve bathroom hygiene, a fresh fish and Face Off! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 January 2025

It's Christmas AND it's the 300th episode! Join Chris and Rosie as they get in the Christmas spirit and share some festive QFTP's! All of this plus Chris has witnessed some strange behaviour in the street and they address the elephants in the room! Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

On this week's podcast (Podcast 299!) Chris share's some more festive insults and the pair discuss the future of the Elf! The pair get nostalgic over Top of the Pops and they come up with a new invention. QFTP's involve an ingrowing hair, licking and a brand new ick. Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's are getting to grips with Christmas including some Yuletide insults! Rosie is on her retinol journey and Chris has been giving himself gym related injuries. There's a Supermarket related QFTP and Rosie confesses he new love! Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2024

Chris and Rosie have been creating some new Christmas traditions at a Garden Centre and there’s been some online chat about Santa V’s Father Christmas. Rosie has started a new greeting and there is some important retro Gladiator updates! All of this plus an email from a listener about a very unusual spelling task! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2024

This week on the podcast The Ramsey's get to grips with 38! Chris shares some BTS moments from Children In Need, including some Gladiator intel and a badly timed fart. The pair both have beefs about hot water bottles and we even here from Sandra on her hot water bottle habits. All of ths plus some sock chat, Would Rosie Eat and a foot ick. Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 November 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie is in a sing-y mood and the couple disagree over music genres! They start planning their 300th episode and share their bread and butter problems. Nana Bridget makes a cameo and there's an update on her stairlift! Beefs involve some live action audio and bad smells are lingering... QFTP involve sleep talking, an awkward moment on a bus a geeky ick. Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie is under the weather but in true SMA fashion there are still some beefs to be shared! The pair discuss creamy bananas, Face Timing while driving and they deliberate over something Chris watched outside a pub. QFTP's involve Snap Chatting with Keith and a disturbing farming incident. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2024

The clocks have gone back and we’re all feeling strange! This week, the Ramseys have been on a trip to Harrogate, Chris encountered a child with a very unusual name and Rosie has been dreaming about mice… or has she?  The beefs this week include some rivetting conversation in a lodge and an early bedtime. We also revisit a QFTP from a couple of weeks ago and find out what really goes down during brass band competitions... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024

On the podcast this week The Ramey's discuss calling in sick, anxiety dreams and Chris' car problems. They have some IRL sex swing correspondence and a wonderful SMA has sent in a musical contribution! There is some more Would Rosie Eat, some illness related beefs and a QFTP involving a catheter! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 October 2024

Join us live from the SMA bakery for a very bread-heavy episode, thanks to Rosie's new bread maker… Rosie has a bone to pick with hotel showers and Chris serves up another round of Would Rosie Eat That. There’s a surprise in the beefs - and QFTPs clear up some of our questions about sex clubs, as well as an extremely upsetting story about some butter and an ick that has given Rosie a new idea... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2024

It's all happening on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed! Sex parties, death, an unusual way of eating cereal and even some religion chat! Beefs are domestic and Rosie is onboard with the weather! Get in touch with the show [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 October 2024

Chris and Rosie discuss Mr Pointless, Rosie's Chinese takeaway alert and how sugar is taking a back seat. They unlock some 90's nostalgia with movies and footwear and Chris gets distracted by Bagpipes. We also get another serving of Would Rosie Eat and some chip related beef. QTFP involve some nose picking and bed time accident! Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 October 2024

It's a QFTP special but that doesn't stop Chris and Rosie having a quick childcare debrief and an update on 'Golf, Grappling and Good Vibes'. They also chat about how people behave at the early stages of a relationship and why Rosie was embarrassed to call the driving range. QFTP's cover a range of topics - food in a cinema, a repurposed sponge, stinky revenge and some unforgivable behaviour at a fancy hotel. If you want to get in touch email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 September 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie reveals a new alarm system she has put in to place. She also shares a new shower habit. Chris is still in the thick of Christember and the pair discuss their appearance on The One Show. All of this plus some Would Rosie Eat, a sleepy beef and some brilliant QFTP's. Email the podcast [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 September 2024

This week on the podcast Rosie shares what ID she used on a recent flight, prepare to be surprised! They also talk about the new book and reveal some more Would Rosie Eat choices! All of this plus some beefs and an in real time plea to Instagram to answer a TV related question. Send us your QFTP and Would Rosie Eat to [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 September 2024

The kids are back to school! Chris and Rosie have concerns over the parenting after they've been schooled by their 8 eight year old! Rosie brings some yodelling to the podcast and starts thinking of what to start studying. The pair chat surveys, Chris' sore throat and an awkward encounter with a pop star. Would Rosie Eat returns AND Chris provides a new milk based quiz! Plus Beefs and a magnetic QFTP! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 September 2024

On this week's podcast Chris introduces a new month to the calendar! The couple discuss office jobs, admin and what the kids thought of their Summer Holidays. Would Rosie Eat makes a comeback and the beefs are garlic based. They also take a tour of movies they are going to watch together, The Notebook anyone? Send in your stories, questions or Would Rosie Eat ideas to [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 August 2024

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's discuss summer holidays, bad smells and ankle socks! Chris shares the details of a recent incident involving some young people and Rosie gets another chance to play Would Rosie Eat... Beefs are getting weather related QFTP cover hot crocs, pet shop banter and an unfortunate trip to the hospital. Also this week Chris and Rosie share their thoughts on dating again... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 August 2024

It's still summer in the North East and the Ramsey's discuss optimal temperatures and Rosie has some stories from Rhodes which leads to a very sweaty hypothetical scenario from Chris.The Lucrative Sponsor launches a discussion about music in restaurants and the pair discuss how much fun Rosie and Kate had playing cafe's and restaurants. Beefs are buttery and Chris can't leave the garden toys out... there's also a sub beef! Some brilliant QFTP's plus is there a new segment on the podcast? Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 August 2024

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys have done a big newspaper interview… what could have possibly gone wrong?! It was Chris’ birthday, and the sun has been shining - but even so, something he passed in the street made him very envious…  We also have two crisp-adjacent beefs, as well as QFTPs which feature unacceptable utensil use, more old wives tales and a very eloquent child.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 August 2024

This week on the podcast, Chris gets a lesson about the menopause and Rosie has a taken her new kitchen gadget for a spin. It’s the summer holidays - so there’s a garden-based beef as well as a new habit that has seeped into the relationship. QTFPs include a joiner who gets a little too comfortable, a very middle-class child and a *very* dirty one night stand.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 August 2024

Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on their flight and why they have so much respect for Doctors and flight attendants. They talk about alternative ways of living together, secret hugs, travel neck pillows and kids holiday fashion. Only one beef this week and QFTP's cover other uses for nappies, Minecraft icks and a fly in a concerning place. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 July 2024

Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identity. All of this and some general holiday chat chat! If you want send a story, question, ick or office poll to The Ramseys email [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2024