Sh**ged Married Annoyed

Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and get ready for the drama which started before they even landed! The pair explain what happened on their flight and why they have so much respect for Doctors and flight attendants. They talk about alternative ways of living together, secret hugs, travel neck pillows and kids holiday fashion. Only one beef this week and QFTP's cover other uses for nappies, Minecraft icks and a fly in a concerning place. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Published: 26 July 2024

Chris and Rosie are on their holidays but are still delivering a QFTP's bumper ep! There's icks, there's a sex toy and of course some mistaken identity. All of this and some general holiday chat chat! If you want send a story, question, ick or office poll to The Ramseys email [email protected] Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie goes through some of her old notes on her phone... she uncovers a song and a list of presents that never materialised. Plus there is some poetry and a new character from Chris. There's some Carl Hutchinson content, a gifted shot and a Peleton update. QFTP's involve ham, football manager and some quite disturbing revenge! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 July 2024

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Sports Day, Mark Whalberg's regime and the importance of sun screen! Rosie reveals that she has confessed a crush and Chris has a new sport to add to grappling. It's a QFTP special with some icks, a strange crime and an unfortunate parent incident. All of this plus Rosie thinks of a new business venture! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie is excited by her Apple watch and Chris get animated over back of the knee sweat. Sister Kate features this week and explains the lengths she went to get her dog to come back. Beefs get emotional and QFTP's involve a gamer ick, peeing in public and perhaps the worse thing you can eat on a plane! Plus, is it okay to wear a track suit to a wedding?... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2024

In this episode of Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss places they DON'T want to visit, Space being on the top of Rosie's list (even with 100 Tampons). Chris gives Mondays a kick up the backside and the beefs get personal when Chris reveals that Rosie read one of his texts. QFTP's involve an incredible/unusual kink and there are some stellar icks which kick off a chat about the John Barnes rap...cue Best Mate Steph! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 June 2024

This week on the podcast Chris is feeling under the weather and the pair get nostalgic about working in a shop. Chris gets mad at Soft Play Dads and Rosie shares an SMA level pooh story. Other topics up for discussion - CostCo, free stuff, protests and eating a cucumber in public. All of this plus Rosie has been busy watching documentaries. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

This week, Rosie and Chris are off to London to do exciting things which they’re not allowed to talk about on the podcast, Chris has bumped into one of Rosie's old teachers at soft play and Rafe has revealed a development in our cashless society. We get an update after last week’s little argument… and the podcast also gets interrupted by the window cleaners. There are some questionable gym techniques discussed in QFTPs as well as a story from our favourite place… the GUM clinic! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

On the podcast this week things get serious when the Ramsey's start preparing for a joint 40th birthday party that is taking place in 2 years! As well as this they discuss cream out of a can, thieving from your doorstep and bad algorithms! QFTP's involve some Rosie's Mysteries and a dog based ick! PLUS Chris reveals that he has never seen the film Grease! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2024

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discus their 'front street meet' and Rosie declares that what she REALLY wants, is a van! They discuss swearing in front of the kids and Chris keeps his promise and delivers on the bird quiz! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2024

It's a (kind of) sexy episode this week! Chris and Rosie chat Northern Lights, latte art, competitions and Chris does some coffee math! Rosie has been talking about Chris behind his back which gets back to him and causes some fresh beef. QTFP involve a new game, spag bowl and a roll on deodorant. PLUS Chris starts planning Rosie's quiz for next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2024

Chris and Rosie discuss childhood games, refreshment sharing on a train and a league table of 'going out'. Chris shows Rosie his jiu-jitsu video and awaits her reaction! They also discus the potential meaning of pineapples! QFTP's include a randy dog, worms and a discussion about quick sand. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2024

There's a rumour going around town about the Ramsey's... but is it true? The pair catch up after Rosie has been away for work and she presents Chris with the latest TikTok Bear/Man dilemma. The beef's get heated, there's some Star Wars explanation and QFTP's include a belly button investigation, an iron ick and a second time emailer! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2024

On this week's podcast Chris proclaims Rosie as his Best Friend and it's not reciprocated! They discuss leisure wear, the London Marathon, Rosie's algorithm's and her thoughts on sugar free Chocolate Mousse. They have a couple of crime based QFTP's and a rouge mushroom incident. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have a house guest who Chris is over the moon about! They discuss holiday abonnement issues, UFC and the correct colour of pooh. There's a bicep curl ick and a holiday getting high story! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2024

This week - there has been a potentially paranormal incident in the Ramsey bedroom, Rosie has discovered her newest toxic trait and Chris has spent a lot of time cleaning the hot tub…. Chris has a ‘thank you’ to give Rosie during the beefs, and QFTPs include an unconventional tattoo and piercing shop, as well as a dog walking incident! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

This week on the podcast, the Ramseys have had a bit of a rubbish bank holiday - Rafe has been poorly, Chris gave the last bag of crisps away and YouTube has been banned AGAIN. But things are looking up for Robin as he and Rosie have struck up a very lucrative easter egg deal… A game of monopoly has inspired the beefs this week - and QFTPs include some very naughty dress up which gets a little bit too close to home… Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2024

It's Easter soon and the Ramsey's are deep in chocolate eggs! They discuss their favorite cakes, what you can't drink on a train AND Rosie has been learning a rap for the boys bed time. Rosie has a driving beef with Chris and QFTP's involve a shy girl, an attempted bird rescue and a pooh on the beach. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2024

On this week's podcast Rosie gives a Comic Relief de-brief and has a list of things to remember for the next time she does live TV. Chris has been busy with self care but manages to present some facts about the difference between and orangery and a conservatory, plus we hear how Chris would sound if he had a house account on Social Media. There's a protein shake story, a shower ick and some gateaux based revenge! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2024

Rosie is getting ready for Comic Relief and Chris is getting annoyed at the remote controls being in the wrong room. There's a pigeon ick, a new beauty regime, a time capsule and a Seal! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2024

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie talk about an office run through they attended, phone charger beefs, Chris shitting himself AND Chris has another Quiz for Rosie, play along and let us know how you do! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2024

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys discuss the versatility of the Geordie 'eee' and Rosie learns about the plot of Bladerunner... There are some very *stirring* beefs and QFTPs include an ick which has been sent in live from the hospital. Chris has a crack at a Rosie's Mystery, and he has a point to prove about something in the house... Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2024

Chris and Rosie are full of the joys after Sandra has taken the kids for the day! They discuss tanning, the latest casual fashion trends and Chris brings another game for Rosie to play. Chris has a beef with Bluey and Rosie has been taking Grey's anatomy quite literally. All of this plus some shocking QFTP's! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2024

On this week's podcast The Ramey's discuss a power cut, valentine's day plus Chris has one of his quizzes for Rosie. The beefs involve broken furniture and slippers and QFTP's cover all manner of things including some very unsavoury behaviour on a ship. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2024

This week on the podcast, Rosie is joined by a very special guest - Ice Bath Guy! Chris discusses his new obsession and just how many bags of ice he has to buy every morning to sustain it. Robin went to school in uniform on non-uniform day and Rosie remembers milk time at primary school as well as a very sleepy classmate... QFTPs include another icky voucher tale, a bedroom surprise, and a very enthusiastic DVD salesman. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2024

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss life when your kids are under the weather. Rosie has an incident with a pair of Chris's pants and they both get pretty annoyed about electric scooters. They share a milestone of Robin's and Rosie talks about a recent night out, nudge nudge... Beefs are icky and QFTP's cover teddy bears, sonic the hedgehog and vouchers on a first date. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2024

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie discuss tiredness, after eight mints and Rosie's night out. Rosie has a martial arts based beef and they have to get Sandra on the line to settle an argument! There's trio of Rosie's mysteries and some fresh new icks! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2024

This week on the podcast the Ramsey's talk cold calling, pyjamas in public and the difference between a hall and corridor (thank you Chris). Rosie has beef with Chris' whistling and the pair discuss who wears the trousers. The answer is BOTH of course. QFTP's take a sweet turn in the worst possible way. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2024

Chris and Rosie discuss other people's children, Robin's singing and they have a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Beefs are still feeling festive and the QFTP's involve and old crush, fake trips to the gym and some practical jokers! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2024

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys catch up after a festive break filled with chaos, floury potato hands and poorly timed naps. Chris has finally discovered one of the best snacks of all time and Rosie is entering her soft girl era. QFTPs include a soapy sing-a-long and one’s man love story with a thermometer.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2024

It's the final podcast of the year so Chris and Rosie deliver up some (loosely) related Christmas QFTP's and of course some festive icks! Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears on Friday 5th January. Thank you to everyone who came to the tour, or who has sent a message to the podcast, we appreciate you all! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2023

On this episode of SMA Chris & Rosie visit Steph and the lovely people at Love Amelia to record a special episode in partnership with The National Lottery. They chatted about their upcoming Christmas plans, and how Love Amelia, a National Lottery supported charity, came to exist and the amazing work they are able to do in the local community today. Thank you to everyone at Love Amelia for making the whole SMA team feel so welcome and looked after. For more details on Love Amelia and how to donate visit: loveamelia.org.uk Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2023

This week on the podcast - there’s a sickness bug in the Ramsey household… plus Chris and Rosie discuss fancy nursery food and trying to eat healthily on tour. QFTPs include an *ALLEGED* horse attack victim, a mistaken identity in the cookie aisle and some very funny job interviews.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2023

There’s a lot to get through on this week’s podcast, and it’s hot one! Chris and Rosie discuss the ongoing saga of Elf on the Shelf, why Rosie is thinking about having another baby(!) and general bin problems. QFTP’s involve a couple of icks, a very accidental man and a story involving a reed diffuser that will really stay with you!  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2023

The Ramsey's return for tour chat, fresh beefs and some massage based chat that leads to various questions. The brilliant QFTP's which involve misheard dirty talk, a bag for life and a school rumour. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2023

This week the Ramsey's record the podcast on the road! The tour is in full swing but Rosie is still getting to grips with the geography of where they are exactly. The pair manage some tour beef and they also discuss the pros of having parties when there's no kids allowed. All of this plus some brilliant QFTP's including a story about women, a flip flop and some serious exhibitionism. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2023

The Shagged Married Annoyed tour is in full swing so this week The Ramsey's bring you a Question From the Public (Public Public PPPPPP Public) Special! There's strippers, pet shops, fun times up a mountain and a trip to Ayia Napa! Enjoy this week's special episode and Chris and Rosie will be back in your ears next week. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2023

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie chat about the upcoming tour and how Chris was nervous about a particular delivery turning up at the house. The pair share their horror at a student story and there is a Rosie's Mystery that blows both their minds. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2023

This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie have received a halloween card from Robin. They’ve both been ‘reading’ and they discuss sibling debts. This week's beefs involve an incident with a protein bar and a homework pyramid. QFTPs include a bath time sibling story and an unconventional treatment for a mountain biking injury.  Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2023

This week on the podcast, Chris and Rosie are preparing themselves for Robin’s birthday party - and in the process, Rosie has found something very interesting for sale on the internet… Chris reveals a milk story from his past and there are lollipop and bruise related beefs. QFTPs include a brilliant nickname and more milk-related trauma. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2023

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss warming up for the tour and unconventional duvet arrangements. There is a diet related beef - and Chris has a special request for Rosie. QFTPs include a frisky book club, an unusual fragrance and some more tales from the swinging community. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2023

This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie discuss smelly towels, saying the wrong thing and Designated Survivor. Chris has a new job for his CV and the beefs cover falling asleep and smelly bins. Rosie is on a mission to make the Nana trolley fashionable and the pair are told about an anonymous Whatsapp Group. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2023

In this week's podcast Chris has a fashion crisis and Rosie is keen to know some secrets. There's a discussion about Airplane v Aeroplane and Rafe shows Rosie up in the queue for Ice Cream. All of this plus a phantom sandwich poker and a man who tries to perform a sex act on himself. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 October 2023

On this week's podcast the Ramsey's talk rats, homework, nest parenting and a Would You Rather that gets personal! Rosie gets nostalgic for Dinner Ladies and she explains the pooh corner to Chris. QFTP's involve presents, a mother and son interaction and some icks! All of this plus some juicy beefs! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 September 2023

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Cribs, changing room debacles, cinema codes, childhood lies and there is even an office poll! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 September 2023

Prepare yourselves for a mini IQ test on this week's podcast. It gets tense! The Ramsey's talk about The Great North Run and why they will or won't do it and Chris discusses UFO's and Rosie has a rare requested shout out. There's beefs and of course QTFP's which get heavily musical in a rude way! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 September 2023

Chris and Rosie have been at the NTA's and they share all the gossip from their night! Also this week Rosie learns the names of her fingers and Chris explains his problem with inside toys being outside. QFTP's include a Bat or Bird dilemma and an unfortunate toilet based school story. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2023

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss 90's parenting, the Loch Ness monster, and Alabama hot pockets which disturbs Chris to no end! Rosie has some holiday observations and there's a family beef. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 September 2023

The Ramsey's are back from their holidays and not without some stories! There was a hospital trip and some fast food on the plane home. Rosie has been getting to know her fractions whilst Chris has been spreading the Cuddle Club word. There are some holiday beefs plus QFTP's involving stinky cleavage, a home birth and sex on the wedding night. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 August 2023

This week on the podcast, The Ramseys are about to go on holiday - but this time, they haven’t told Robin. Rosie gets an enlightening lesson about the equator from Chris. There’s a fake tan related beef and a QFTP about a very embarrassing return. Also there's a stinky Would You Rather and some very exciting news! Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. https://plus.acast.com/s/sma. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 August 2023