Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married Inoid, we talk school pick up. Kids and phones. Oh, she bangs on about that. Guys, prepare yourself. She bangs on about it. Actually, you know what? I'm going to have a trigger warning. I talk about a weedy bit accident that really upset you. Horrible. Chris has got a new segment called Chris is Not News. It'll last all of a week. How long will it last? Definitely this week, probably not next week. Let's say what happens. As always, we've got beefs and questions from you, lovely lot. Enjoy! This episode is sponsored by the M&S credit card. Oh, here we go. This has got your name all over at this. What do you mean? Because you absolutely love Marks and Spencer. Oh well I do.

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They've got it all, Chris. It's one of those places where you nip in for one thing and then you come out with like a lush jumper and a tasty snack. It's class. And I don't hear you complaining when I bring you home a little treat. That is fair. I actually love that. Well, now there's even more reason to go because they've relaunched their loyalty program

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card at marks and Spencer.com. 24.9% APR representative variable. Marks and Spencer's PLC is a credit broker, not a lender. Credit is subject to status. You must be 18 or over and a UK resident to apply. This episode is sponsored by Cadbury Twirl. Rosie, do you know what I've realised being an adult mostly seems to involve? What? Waiting. Do you know what I mean? Like waiting for the kettle to boil, waiting in traffic, waiting for the kids to get ready in the morning, just waiting, waiting, waiting, me, waiting for you to finish this rant? Wow. No, I do know what you mean, but do you know how I deal with things like that? I just focus on the things that I can control. Like, if it's been a rubbish day, I fancy a bit of chocolate and I sit down, the first thing I'm reaching for is a twirl. Oh, I do love a twirl. Do you want to know why? Because you're a woman who knows what you want? Well, yeah, obviously. But the reason I love a twirl is because the minute you bite into one, all those lovely swirls and

curls inside me and the chocolate just melt in your mouth straight away. Ah yeah, like it sort of crumbles on your tongue and like you get this flood of carbary chocolate don't you? It's like zero to chocolate in milliseconds. Honestly, you can't beat it. It's like my own little moment of indulgence and the best bit is you don't have to wait for it.

Well, why wait for what you really want?

Exactly. Control what you my own little moment of indulgence. And the best bit is, you don't have to wait for it.

Well, why wait for what you really want?

Exactly. Control what you can in life, Chris.

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