God, everything's so expensive.

Going from A to B,

train prices, keep going up, bus there and back,

$11.60, a meal deal, I won't get one free. Man, I'm gonna be left. Have I got my lessons planned? Direct that, I'm before the store, spending too much stress. One big exprising, is this worth it? Just want to think less about money. New government policies are making every day easier, like freezing train fares, which could save some commuters over £300 per year.

This is just one of the ways the UK government is tackling the cost of living. See more at gov.uk.uk slash cost of living help. This episode is sponsored by Cadbury Twirl. Rosie, do you know what I've realised being an adult mostly seems to involve? What? waiting. Do you what I mean? Like waiting for the kettle of boil, waiting in traffic, waiting for the kids to get ready in the morning, just waiting, waiting, waiting. Me, waiting for you to finish this rant? Wow. No, I do know what you mean? But do you know how I deal with things like that? I just focus on the things that I can control. Like, if it's been a rubbish day, I fancy a bit of chocolate and I sit down,

the first thing I'm reaching for is a twirl. Oh, I do love a twirl. Do you want to know why? Because you're a woman who knows what you want? Well, yeah, obviously. But the reason I love a twirl is because the minute you bite into one, all those lovely swirls and curls inside me and the chocolate

just melt in your mouth straight away.

Oh yeah, like it sort of cr and curls inside me and the chocolate just melts in your mouth straight

away. Oh yeah, like it sort of crumbles on your tongue and like you get this flood of

carbary chocolate don't you? It's like zero to chocolate in milliseconds. Honestly, you can't beat it.

It's like my own little moment of indulgence and the best bit is you don't have to wait for it.

Well, why wait for what you really want?

Exactly. Control what you can in life, Chris.

Cadbury Twirl, zero to chocolate in milliseconds.

Hello, you all listening and watching Shagmire Anoid. Please keep me anonymous.

And this week we are joined by the hosts of the Bad Chat podcast and the team behind the Crossed podcast festival. It's Alice Levine and Greg James. We're in a right good laugh. Really, really, really good laugh. I've known Greg loads, known Greg for years. It's a great guy. Alice, that's the first time I've had a full-on chat with us. Me too. Unbelievably funny. Well, as a die-hard,hard, porno, my dad wrote a porno.

Yes, and fan of just

porno in general, but carry on.

Obviously. Not since you got to put your email in. No. But that was great. Really, really nice to meet her. And she's so funny. Yeah. Loved it. Loved every second of it. Brilliant. Both them were great. you need to get a VPN, by the way, but I'll tell him about that.

I'm not getting a VPN.

You need to get VPN.

I'm fine.

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