Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss home schooling, a Taskmaster reunion and some questionable safety advice. Chris has been caught with beer kegs in his car and Rosie tries her first Dirty Martini. All this plus a new term from a listener, a quiz about the Moon and the couple get some good/bad news from the death clock. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode.
0:02.2	We chat homeschooling.
0:03.7	Bad breath.
0:04.7	Always.
0:05.2	Always a hot topic on this podcast.
0:06.7	Rosie's got some life-saving advice on how to definitely get yourself killed. Chris squeezes the moon in there. I don't know how we managed to get. I'll squeeze the moon in wherever I want. Don't you ask too many questions about that. We've got beefs. We talk chores. And we also find out when we're going to die.
0:20.2	Scientifically correct and factual.
0:22.4	Enjoy.
0:22.9	Bye.
0:23.8	This episode is sponsored by... Chores. Mm-hmm. And we also find out when we're going to die. Scientifically correct and factual.
0:54.6	Enjoy. Bye. This episode is sponsored by the M&S credit card. Oh, here we go. This has got your name all over at this. What do you mean? Because you absolutely love Marks and Spencer. Oh, well, I do. You know, food, clothes, home stuff. They've got it all, Chris. it's one of those places where you nip in for one thing and then you come out with like a lush jumper and a tasty snack, it's class. And I don't hear you complaining when I bring you home a little treat. That is fair. I actually love that. Well, now there's even more reason to go because they've relaunched their loyalty program Sparks. and every time you shop there, you can earn money into your digital Sparks wallet to buy the things you love at M&S. And if you take out an MNS credit card as a
1:00.4	Spark's member, you can supercharge your Sparks rewards. That means when your M&S credit card is linked
1:05.7	to Sparks, you'll enjoy benefits like anniversary discount and the best birthday treat.
1:11.8	So whether it's your weekly food shop, some piggy bits for the weekend or the perfect gift you need to get sorted, with the M&S
1:16.3	credit card, you'll have even more ways to earn into your Sparks wallet. Discover the MNS credit card
1:21.4	at marks and Spencer.com. 24.9% APR representative variable. Marks and Spencer's PLC is a credit program not a lender.
1:29.3	Credit is subject to status.
1:30.3	You must be 18 or over and a UK resident to apply.
1:34.3	Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.
1:38.3	Mom!
1:39.3	Up the stairs for something.
1:41.3	Ugh, back down. No idea what I went up for.
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