Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn
Sh**ged Married Annoyed
SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED
4.9 • 45.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmound annoyed. |
| 0:02.3 | Rosie is in a stinker. |
| 0:04.4 | Sorry, guys. Absolute stinker of a mood. I'll explain in the intro. Yes. It's very fine and I'm okay with it. Said like I've got a gun to me head. But I do try a quiz to cheer you up. I do love a quiz. But you hated this one. Yes. Yeah. We told Robin all about the TV test screen. |
| 0:23.5 | Couldn't believe his life life for you. F. Got to be honest with you. Rosie is obsessed with buying safety equipment and you think you've invented your own. I genuinely think I have. I'm going to have a look online now. I beg to differ. We've got beefs from you lot, which is amazing. |
| 0:38.9 | And also some questions from here as well. Via the email and via the WhatsApp, and it's bloody lovely to hear your voices. And we'll hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Hello, you're listening and watching. Shagam I'm annoyed with me, Rosie Ramsey and my husband, Christopher Ramsey. Hello. Hello. I would just like to start off the podcast. |
| 0:54.5 | I don't want to be dower, |
| 0:56.3 | but I just, this start off the podcast. |
| 0:54.3 | Oh. |
| 0:54.8 | I don't want to be dower, but I just, this is a public warning. This is for you guys. Yeah. I'm having the worst period, possibly of my entire life. Yeah. I feel really depressed. Um, it's been about three days. Didn't want to get out of bed this morning. so it's just to warn you, right? |
| 1:12.1 | More so, anything I say on this episode. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah. It's been about three days. Didn't want to get out of bed this morning. So it's just to warn you, right? More so, anything I say on this episode, my opinions, when I'm in this mood. Pinch of salt. It's a pinch of salt, Dave. Literally, babe. You know the drill. And that's why I love you. But yeah. I'm getting mixed signals because you're in the worst mood ever but you've just said |
| 1:27.5 | babe and that's why |
| 1:28.6 | I love you so |
| 1:29.2 | no I love you because you understand but yeah take everything I say with a picture to be fair can I just pat myself on the back wrong hand don't do it tight off the gym can I just pat myself on the back and say I think for the past couple of days, I've been quite good at reading the room and getting the fuck out of your way. |
| 1:45.7 | Yes. |
| 1:46.5 | I think I've been quite good at it. |
| 1:48.1 | Did you just need to be left alone? pat myself from them back and say, I think for the past couple of days, I've been quite good at reading the room and get the fuck out of your way. |
| 1:45.7 | Yes. |
| 1:46.5 | I think I've been quite good at it. You just, yeah, you don't want cuddles, you don't want kisses, you don't want comforting, you don't want anyone to sit and rub your hand. No, God, no. Literally zero contact, zero chat. I want you around though. I need to be around you. Yeah, I'm away. |
| 1:58.9 | No, not to do things, just to be around. |
| 2:00.7 | Right, okay. |
| 2:01.4 | I need the kids around. |
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