Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.8K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm. All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone?? If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmary and annoyed.
0:02.7	We talk soft play.
0:04.4	You love a soft play. I spend most of my life there. I make a public apology to Carl Hutchinson. I explain why trials cannot hurt me. They really can't. No, they can't. I've got a brand new toxic trait that I want everyone to know about. Of course, yeah. Because you could never have enough. No. Obviously we've got the beefs. We've got the WhatsApp voice notes.
0:22.0	Loving this, by the way.
0:23.3	Loving it.
0:24.3	And we've got the beefs. We've got the WhatsApp voice notes.
0:22.0	Loving this, by the way.
0:23.3	Loving it.
0:24.3	And we've obviously always got emails from you, lovely lot.
0:26.8	An awkward flight story that asks the most important question ever,
0:30.3	how do you offer someone a mint?
0:32.6	Oh, find out.
0:35.1	Enjoy!
0:36.4	This episode is sponsored by everyday low prices at Tesco. You've got to love a good brand slogan, haven't you? Beans means Heinz. Love it or hate it. It's classic stuff. Oh yeah, my all-time favourite is because I'm worth it. You know that one. I do and you definitely are pet. And Tesco know the importance of brands you love too. Whether you're picking up your 150 gram tin of Heinzbeens or a 700 mill bottle of L'Oreal Lviv Kula Pratertect shampoo, Tesco are keeping prices low on brands you love with everyday low prices. Wait, so I can even get me 12 pack of wheat abics? Fantastic. Now I can confidently answer yes to the
1:12.6	question, have you had yours? Very nice. Every day low prices are across thousands of products in Tesco's
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