Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmarionoid, we've got all the usual stuff. We've got

beefs. Questions from the public. Obviously, we've got voice notes. Yes, I'm loving them.

And the topics we are covering today are very, very broad. Rosie, take it away. Right, we've got

vampires. We've got tea towels. We've got alarms. We've got Listerine. Redox.

Full bathroom cabinet. Full bathroom cabinet.

And we've got an insider porn industry secret that I was genuinely surprised by.

You've learned something new every day, Chris.

Let it never be said that we don't educate the public.

Exactly.

Enjoy.

Hello, you are listening and watching Shagmaridenoid with me, Rosie, and my husband, Christopher. Hello, hello. Hi. Hi. Now, it's freezing in this room. It's really cold, but it's fine. It's freezing everywhere. Yeah. It looks like four o'clock at every time of the day. It's really starting to, I'm starting to get sick now, like, yeah. We've booked a holiday. We have booked a holiday. We've booked the holiday because I just got so depressed.

But the reason I'm flagging up is because if we sort of talk quite a lot and we're get a bit hype at it's just because I'm literally trying to like be warm. Warm's up. And we've got a new headphones again and I've just put them in my ear and it was like putting two little bits. It was like putting two little frozen peas

in me ear. Oh. Just so you know.

Not advisable. You're not meant to put anything in your ear.

What is that stupid phrase you used to say? Don't put peas in the ear. Oh. Just so you know. Not advisable. You're not meant to put anything in your ear.

What is that stupid phrase you used to say?

Don't put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow. Something like that's where I got told you. Not even meant to put your finger in there. No. I'm like, eh? Not even like a cheat. Not even if it's valent today. not even a little one

I just told you

that last night before I went to bed

I had like really

like shooting pain in me, yeah? Yeah, yeah. And you told me that you got shooting pains everywhere. Shooting pains everywhere all the time. Come on. Everyone listening. I'm sure I've said it before where you get the, you get the pain, you get a shooting pain in your chest somewhere and you're

like this is it it's the end and then it's gone and then you're like I don't I've done I've

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