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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.945.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James. Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story. Chris reveals an old hygiene habit from the Edinburgh Fringe and Rhys and Rosie do their best to explain Rat Boy Summer. All this plus a horrifying story from one of you lovely lot! You can catch Rhys on tour this year with his show Chop Logic, for tickets visit rhysjames.co.uk If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode is sponsored by Liddle.

0:03.1

Right, Chris, our listeners don't actually know this, but I set you a little challenge this week, didn't I? You did, and I'll say it now, smashed it. Bold claim, Christopher. Very, very bold. I will be the judge of that. Well, basically, we've had loads on this week, so as you do, have been divvying up the jobs, and your task for me was to sort out all of the shopping. I know it sounds silly, but I was a bit hesitant first because I know all of the things I like, I know the kids' favourite snacks, I know what they want for tea and I just thought I'd still end up having to go myself anyway. Well, you didn't because I smashed it. Right, go on then. Where did you go? Little, because I thought there's no need to be traipsing around all the different shops when they've got everything I need in that one place. Okay, then, a little test.

0:39.3

Did you get the baby bells for the kids' snacks? Yes, and I might have eaten one myself, protein. Right. Stuff of breakfast, the cereal that the kids like? Yes. Fruit, veg, snacky bits? Yes, yes, yes. What about the baking ingredients for school this week? All sorted. Did you remember that we've got friends coming around at the weekend? Yes, let us stop you there. Those fancy deluxe pizzas, the McCain crinkled chips, magnum ice creams, already in the freezer. And I even got us a couple of them grass-fed sirloin steaks that you like for Friday night. Oh, look at you, making an effort. And before you ask, coffee beans for you, pods for me. And I even got some glass cleaner because I know you always whiz around the house, cleaning everything before people come around. Does me head in. Well, honestly, I don't know what to say. And you got all of this in one shop? Yes, one shop, everything we needed at a really good price. Fair enough. Chris, I'm impressed.

1:28.9

Little more to value.

1:31.8

My name's Mark and this is my NHS story.

1:34.7

The sensation in my neck was painful all the time.

1:38.2

Once I spoke to my GP, they referred me to my CDC.

1:41.5

They got me in very, very quickly.

1:43.0

The amount of pain I went through for something so easy, why hadn't I done this for moments before? The government is opening new community diagnostic centres, with many already available 12 hours a day, seven days a week, so the NHS can be there for all of us when we need it. Find your closest one at gov.com.com. for the future. Available England wide.

2:53.8

Hello, this is Shagmire, Rinaloid. Please keep me anonymous. We're actually just laughing, recalling stories that we've just told, we've just talked about. Yes, the guest this week is we've done it again. We've got one of me old comedy mates on. Oh, all Chris's friends. It's, uh, honestly, this is just like a reunion for me sometimes. It's comedian Reese James, who we used to write together back in the day. He's now Team Captain on Mot the Week. And he's just a funny guy. Oh, knee bones. Just incredibly funny. He's going on to assume with his two are chop logic. Rees James.com. You can get your tickets there. It's R.H.Y.S. James. So more like RAH. Yeah. So the thing is, right, what you've got to know about about an R.H.Y.S. James is when they meet other R.H.js James is they get incredibly excited. Oh, do they? We have another R.H.Y.S. On our team, on our social team. So when they came in, they were all over each other like a fucking cheap suit.

2:54.3

Oh, okay.

3:03.5

And my tour manager is called Reese like that as well. Whenever he meets one on the road, it's unbelievable. Because what's your other? R-A-C-E. Oh, there's all kinds. but our H-Y-Y-S is the most I think it's the most Welsh one

3:05.8

so they get very excited

3:06.9

Oh nice, okay, well

3:07.9

They get very, very excited

3:08.8

but he's a very funny man

3:09.9

We had a great chat

3:10.8

I can't even keep track of what we're talking about, but it was a whirlwind and it was fantastic. I hope you all enjoy it. Please rate and like and subscribe. Subscribe on YouTube if you can. That'll be really lovely if you're watching this and enjoy. We had a fight about the jingle, jingo.

3:26.0

We couldn't settle on a jingo, jingo.

3:30.0

So this is the jingo, jingo, we hope you like the jingo, jingo, bado do, babado do, babadoo, babadoo, babadoo, ba.

3:38.9

Jingle!

3:41.1

Mate, I haven't seen you for so long.

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