Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc
Sh**ged Married Annoyed
SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED
4.9 • 45.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Liddle. |
| 0:03.1 | Right, Chris, our listeners don't actually know this, but I set you a little challenge this week, didn't I? You did, and I'll say it now, smashed it. Bold claim, Christopher. Very, very bold. I will be the judge of that. Well, basically, we've had loads on this week, so as you do, have been divvying up the jobs, and your task for me was to sort out all of the shopping. I know it sounds silly, but I was a bit hesitant first because I know all of the things I like, I know the kids' favourite snacks, I know what they want for tea and I just thought I'd still end up having to go myself anyway. Well, you didn't because I smashed it. Right, go on then. Where did you go? Little, because I thought there's no need to be traipsing around all the different shops when they've got everything I need in that one place. Okay, then, a little test. |
| 0:39.3 | Did you get the baby bells for the kids' snacks? Yes, and I might have eaten one myself, protein. Right. Stuff of breakfast, the cereal that the kids like? Yes. Fruit, veg, snacky bits? Yes, yes, yes. What about the baking ingredients for school this week? All sorted. Did you remember that we've got friends coming around at the weekend? Yes, let us stop you there. Those fancy deluxe pizzas, the McCain crinkled chips, magnum ice creams, already in the freezer. And I even got us a couple of them grass-fed sirloin steaks that you like for Friday night. Oh, look at you making an effort. And before you ask, |
| 1:11.4 | coffee beans for you, pods for me. And I even got some glass cleaner because I know you always |
| 1:15.7 | whiz around the house cleaning everything before people come around. Does me head in. |
| 1:19.0 | Well, honestly, I don't know what to say. And you got all of this in one shop? Yes, one shop, |
| 1:23.9 | everything we needed at a really good price. Fair enough. Chris, I'm impressed. Little more to value. This episode is sponsored by EEE. Can we take a minute to talk about how brutal booking things for kids is becoming nowadays? Oh man, I know. I'm trying to get Glastonbury tickets sometimes. Like when you're just trying to book Breakfast Club or something. It is. The other morning, remember, those after school spaces that went live? Yes. I wasn't home and you know what it's like if you're not quick enough, they're gone in seconds. Absolute gold dust them things. You've got to have such a strong connection on your phone in order to get one of the places. Yeah, and I feel the same way when I've got like a last minute video call and I know I'm nowhere near a Wi-Fi spot. It's instant panic because I know I'm just going to end up standing there. |
| 2:04.6 | Grin. Yeah, and I feel the same way when I've got like a last minute video call and I know I'm nowhere near a Wi-Fi spot, it's instant panic because I know I'm just going to end up standing there grinning at a frozen screen. It's painful. |
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| 2:17.8 | and when you're out and about trying to do something |
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| 2:24.3 | No buffering, no waiting around, |
| 2:25.9 | no watching that little spinning wheel ruin your life. |
| 2:28.6 | I hear that spinning wheel. |
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