April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike

Sh**ged Married Annoyed

SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED

Comedy

4.9 • 45.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair. They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers. There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public! AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs... If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmuridnaud. We talk April Fool's Day. Blah hate it. Rosie's school and college failings, which there are many of. We ring our kev. We do ring our kev. Always a laugh. I've got a call update, obviously, because I'm on tour. I'm wearing a cap this episode. And when I take it off, Rosie gives me literally the worst insult I've ever received
0:22.6	in my life, bar none. In fact, it's bad and then the second time you say it, it somehow gets
0:27.1	worse. I'm still reeling from it. We've got beefs, voice notes and emails. Enjoy.
0:33.3	McDonald's cards are here. 24 cards to find and free food in every pack.
0:38.3	Choose from a range of cards meals including the legendary double big man.
0:42.3	Order a cards mill and get a pack today.
0:45.3	18 plus UK only with selected meals subject to availability.
0:49.3	Ends 27th of April app may be required.
0:51.3	See mukD rules.co.
0:53.3	Hello, you are listening
0:54.5	and watching
0:55.3	Shagmodynoid with me,
0:56.8	Rosie and my husband, Christopher and we are collectively, who are we? The Ramses! We're the Ramsey. Family. We are. We are the Ramses. Got two kids as well but they're not here. Listen, guys, Thank you so much for being here.
1:08.8	Thank you so much to listening on this good Friday.
1:10.6	But do you know what we're going to do?
1:12.2	We're going to make it a great Friday.
1:13.5	Oh, horrible. they're not here. Listen, guys, thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much for listening on this good Friday. But do you know what we're going to do?
1:12.2	We're going to make it a great Friday.
1:13.4	Oh, horrible.
1:15.2	That is disgusting.
1:23.7	I'm going to say that so many times today. It's going to be unbelievable. Let's have a great Friday. Let's have a great Friday, everyone. or whatever day you happen to be listening to this on.
1:24.7	But yeah, thank you.
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