Coming up on this week's episode of Shagmarydanoid.

We talk airports and Rosie's holiday tales.

Rubbers in the night.

Speaking of crimes, you try to kill comedy again.

I can't help that I'm a sensitive soul.

Awful.

Getting old.

Getting old and robots.

Beefs. Well, a beef from you.

Yes, I get off scot-free, actually.

Questions from the public?

And we clear up a lifelong geographical mystery. No cap. Keep listening. That's what the kids say, no cap. No cap? Yeah, no cap. Oh, rare. This episode is sponsored by Liddle. Right, Chris, our listeners don't actually know this, but I set you a little challenge this

week, didn't I?

You did, and I'll say it now, smashed it.

Bold claim, Christopher.

Very, very bold. I will be the judge of that. Well, basically, we've had loads on this week, so as I do, have been divvying up the jobs, and your task for me was to sort out all of the shopping. I know it sounds silly but I was a bit hesitant first because I know all of the things I like, I know the kids' favourite snacks, I know what they want for tea, and I just thought I'd still end up having to go myself anyway. Well, you didn't because I smashed it. Right, go on then. Where did you go? Little, because I thought there's no need to be traipsing around all the different shops when they've got everything I need in that one place. Okay then, a little test. Did you get the baby bells for the kids' snacks?

Yes, and I might have eaten one myself, protein. Right. Stuff for breakfast, the cereal that the kids like? Yes. Fruit, veg, snack your bits? Yes, yes, yes. What about the bacon ingredients for school this week? All sorted. Did you remember that we've got friends coming around at the weekend? Yes, let us stop you there. Those fancy deluxe pizzas, the McCain crinkled chips, Magna ice creams, already in the freezer. And I even got us a couple of them grass-fed sirloin steaks that you like for Friday night. Oh, look at you, making an effort. And before you ask, coffee beans for you, pods for me. and I even got some glass cleaner because I know you always whiz around the house cleaning everything before people

come around. Does me head in. Well, honestly, I don't know what to say. And you got all of

this in one shop? Yes, one shop, everything we needed at a really good price. Fair enough. Chris,

I'm impressed. Little more to value.

My name is Beverley and this is my NHS story.

I had to make regular journeys to my local CDC of blood tests because I had lymphoma.

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