Coming up on this week's episode of Shag Married annoyed.

Our little Chris, he's tired from his tour.

I am tired, but you know what?

I'm being a bloody brave boy and I'm cracking right on with it. We reminisce about 50 pence shots. We talk quite a lot about nights out back in the day actually. Love a bit of that. I'm saying words I shouldn't in front of the kids and I've been rightfully called out on it. And we've got a lovely losing your virginity story.

Honestly, one of my favourite stories of recent memory.

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and when I inevitably just pop in for one thing and come out with a fully loaded trolley. Price is held until 10th of May. Selected branded products only. Excludes Express and Woosh. Hello, you're listening and watching Shagmoud with me, Rosie Ramsey and a very tired Christopher Ramsey. I wasn't going to mention it. I was going to power through, but I'm a tired little teddy bear. You can't not mention it. You literally have not felt more sorry for yourself. And you look. Oh, here it is. No. No, I do. I look like shit. You just look like shit. You just look a bit tired. I look tired. But you're on to a... Listen, it's the last leg.

I've just done,

big love to everyone in Newcastle. I've just done six shows back to back in Newcastle City Hall, which were amazing. Thank you so much to everyone who came. It was phenomenal. Thank you to everyone who came on the tour so far. It's been great. I've got one week left.

We're filming the special in two days.

I think I'm a bit stressed about that.

Yeah.

Because the beautiful thing about stand-up is it happens on the night. You go on the stage, you do it on the night, it's gone. Everyone's, you know, had a drink. Everyone's had a lovely time. There's a large bit of, like, artistic license with it as well. So stuff you see it. You can get away your stuff. When you know it's going to be filmed, it's always terrifying. I know.

It's all... Yeah. like artistic license with it as well so stuff you see it you can get away your stuff when you

know it's going to be filmed it's always terrifying i know it's all yeah just don't overthink it

and as well you know what you've got to remember is we're living a world now where like

everything is filmed uh yeah so back in the day when you did your DVD recording It was like

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