Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss
Sh**ged Married Annoyed
SH**GED MARRIED ANNOYED
4.9 • 45.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is sponsored by Everyday Low Prices at Tesco. You've got to love a good brand slogan, haven't you? Beans means Heinz, love it, I hate it. It's classic stuff. Oh yeah, all my all-time favourite is, because I'm worth it. Do you know that one? I do, and you're definitely your pet. And Tesco know the importance of brands that you love too. When you need thousands of everyday low prices, pop to a big Tesco. |
| 0:22.1 | You can pick up your 150 grand tin of Heinz Beans |
| 0:24.8 | or a 700 mil bottle of L'Oreal Elvieve colour protect shampoo. |
| 0:28.8 | Wait, so I can even get me 12 pack of wheatapicks? |
| 0:31.3 | Fantastic. |
| 0:32.1 | Now I can confidently answer yes to the question, have you had yours? |
| 0:35.6 | Very nice. |
| 0:36.8 | Everyday low prices are across thousands |
| 0:38.7 | of products in Tesco's largest stores and online. Great, I'll keep an eye at when I'm doing |
| 0:42.9 | the big shop then and when I inevitably just pop in for one thing and come out with a fully loaded |
| 0:47.2 | trolley. Price is held until 10th of May. Selected branded products only. Excludes Express |
| 0:53.2 | and Wush. This episode is sponsored by Iron Brew. |
| 0:57.3 | And I've just been told that there's an iron brew ice cream flavour, Rosie. Yes, there is. Have you |
| 1:01.8 | not tried it before? No. Explain. Well, do you remember when you were a kid and you'd make an |
| 1:06.9 | ice cream float? Oh, now that is nostalgic. Yes, I do. It reminds us of summer holidays. Yes, |
| 1:12.2 | exactly that. I was thinking the same thing. But this is like an upgraded version. Think of a |
| 1:17.5 | classic iron brew float. It's got that iconic iron brew taste, you know, made in Scotland from |
| 1:22.2 | girders, but with a sweet, creamy vanilla sight of it. Oh, Chris, it is gorgeous. That actually sounds unreal and it's perfect timing because the weather's picking up. It's basically a drink with all the best bits of vanilla ice cream in it. So you get the best of both worlds, really. And I love classic iron brew, so I feel like this might be right on my street. And you're going to love this. It's zero sugar as well. Even better. I'm definitely having one. |
| 1:44.7 | Well, lucky for you, it's available at major supermarkets and independent shops now. |
| 1:49.3 | Ice cream grew a pair of girders. |
| 1:52.1 | You know I couldn't do it without doing the accent. |
| 1:54.7 | Don't look at it like that. |
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