Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

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Overview

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

216 Episodes

Double Life - Episode 214

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Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Pocket-Sized Love - Episode 213

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Published: 2 July 2025

How You Celebrated Juneteenth - Episode 212

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Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Your Biggest Hot Take feat T-Pain - Episode 211

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Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

Favorite Eater - Episode 210

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Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2025

Gold Star Stud feat Grits & Eggs Podcast - Episode 209

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Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

My Girl Got Scoliosis - Episode 208

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Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

Maybe I’m Crazy - Episode 207

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Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

Callers Only - Episode 206

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Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

Giving Too Much Information Feat Devon Werkheiser - Episode 205

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Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

The Most Desperate Thing You’ve Done - Episode 204

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Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

Most High Moment - Episode 203

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Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

I know What You Are feat. 414bigfrank - Episode 202

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Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

The CarFax feat. Brandon Jennings - Episode 201

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Transcribed - Published: 9 April 2025

The Storyline - Episode 200

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Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025

Multiple Loadouts - Episode 199

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Transcribed - Published: 26 March 2025

Listeners Give Dating Advice - Episode 198

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Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

Worst Online Purchase - Episode 197

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Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2025

Thanksgiving Chile with Hasan Piker - Episode 196

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Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2025

The Percolator - Episode 195

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Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2025

Finding Our Listeners Love Pt.2 - Episode 194

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Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2025

Meat Rankings - Episode 193

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Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

6 Baby Mamas and 6 Kids | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep.192

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Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2025

Feet On The Dresser - Episode 191

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Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2025

Checked Bags - Episode 190

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Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2025

2 Man From Jail - Episode 189

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Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2025

he Way She Says It - Episode 188

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Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2025

The Way She Says It - Episode 188

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Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2025

Medium Ugly - Episode 187

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Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2025

Christmas Miracle - Episode 186

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Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2024

Leave It In 2024 - Episode 185

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Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2024

Top 4 | Crash Dummies Podcast Ep.184

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Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2024

Hire A Bigger Person - Episode 183

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Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2024

Turtle Neck - Episode 182

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Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2024

Something To Giggle About - Episode 181

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Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2024

Heat Stroke - Episode 180

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Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2024

A Mohawk In 2024 - Episode 179

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Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2024

I Get it From My Mama - Episode 178

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Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2024

Miss Veronica - Episode 177

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Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2024

Winnie The Pooh - Episode 176

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Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2024

Change A Moment In History - Episode 175