Is She Guilty? - Episode 252

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 102 minutes

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0:00.0	All right.
0:01.3	This intro is dedicated to Tiger Woods.
0:04.0	I'm literally bringing two tweets of the week back to the beginning of the pot for the goat, Tiger Woods.
0:10.4	The first one is a dad joke about Tiger Woods.
0:15.4	It says, a lion would never drive under the influence, but a tiger would.
0:21.0	Oh, man.
0:25.5	I just don't get how he keep rolling over his vehicle.
0:28.9	No, he's like the unscathed.
0:31.2	Yeah, yeah.
0:32.8	No, he'd be breaking this shit.
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:34.7	No, he'd be fucking.
0:35.3	That's why he can't golf.
0:36.2	That's why he got these injuries now, I bet.
0:38.3	He literally doesn't have an injury from golf.
0:40.6	It's all from pill riding.
0:43.7	No, that shit is crazy, bro.
0:45.3	Okay, the second one is says,
0:47.9	black half of Tiger was tased by cops after Asian half crashes car.
0:53.0	Oh my gosh.
0:55.9	Holy shit.
0:58.8	Okay.
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